Friday, May 08, 2026

 

Haiku Friday: TV Show Mash-Ups

 


Sometimes, TV shows will do "cross-over" episodes, but it tends to be shows that are somehow related-- ie, Chicago Fire meets Chicago PD. But what if we got more adventurous? Let's haiku about that this week-- combine any two shows you want. Here, I will go first:

Tony's new goomar
Is one Lorelei Gilmore
Starr's Hollow chaos!

Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable pattern and have some fun!

Thursday, May 07, 2026

 

PMT: A very confusing war

 

I know, I know-- some people in the administration don't want to call it a war, but rather an "excursion" or "action" or "military misadventure." Well, maybe not the last one. And President Trump himself keeps calling it a "war," or (this week) a "mini-war" (which sounds like it should involve Playmobil characters).  

Just in the last five days or so, the US government said it was going to escort ships safely through the Gulf of Hormuz, then a day later called that off. And now they seem to be claiming that the war is "over," which is a little unbelievable given that missiles are being fired and the US blockade of Iranian shipping continues (which is an act of war in itself). 

Secretary of State Marco Rubio claimed that the war ended because we achieved all of our goals. Which seems a little hinky, given that Iran still retains its stockpile or radioactive materials, controls the Strait of Hormuz, has about half of its weapons stockpile left, and the same political forces control the country. 

The failure to state anything clearly and consistently about this war-- our goals, a timeline, a rational assessment of progress-- undermines any rational reason to go to war in the first place. 

Readers of the Razor know that my take on Donald Trump since 2015 has been the same: He is a creation of TV, and as with that medium his goal is to keep things "interesting" and all eyes on him. That means he shakes things up, provokes everyone, blows up norms and schools and relationships without apology, because that is what keeps people watching. His worst fear isn't just losing but a particular kind of losing: irrelevance.

That crazymaking isn't in the national interest. I think people are starting to realize that, even among his supporters. 

Wednesday, May 06, 2026

 

Those who give us hope: Louise Arbour




Canada, unbeknownst to most Americans, actually has a ceremonial head of state who serves alongside the elected Prime Minister. The new Governor General was just chosen, and she is a pretty remarkable individual.

Louise Arbor is 79, and has packed a lot into those years. She is a lawyer by trade, and worked for years as a law professor. She became a lower-court judge, then joined the Canadian Supreme Court in 1999. She also served as an international war-crimes prosecutor, investigating incidents in Rwanda and Yugoslavia. She also lead reforms of the Canadian prison system and the Canadian armed forces. 

Canada has its issues, but is ahead of the US in many measurable metrics of success for its citizens (ie, a life expectancy of 81 years v. 78 in the USA). It might in part because of the way that they value competence.   



Tuesday, May 05, 2026

 

From the New Yorker



 
The current edition of the New Yorker includes a long feature by Ruth Marcus, who was for decades one of my favorite writers at the Washington Post. She writes about "Donald Trump's Pardon Economy," and tells the sad story of people spending huge amounts as they chase clemency from this president. Here is how it ends:

For all that, recent Presidents can be faulted as much for their stingy exercise of the pardon power as for its deployment. Oyer, the former pardon attorney, described arriving at her office at seven on the morning of Trump’s second Inauguration, prepared to process Biden’s final pardons and commutations, only to find a disappointingly short list of cases. “I had expected to see more names in there, people who were really deserving,” she said. “It was really absolutely gutting to see how many people were left behind.” Although Biden issued a record number of commutations—more than four thousand—his total of eighty pardons was the second lowest on record, according to an analysis by the Pew Research Center. Only George H. W. Bush granted fewer, seventy-four in all.

Mark Osler, a law professor at the University of St. Thomas, in Minneapolis, oversees a clemency clinic there, supervising a half-dozen law students as they pursue commutations and pardons. Osler developed an interest in clemency after serving as a federal prosecutor in Detroit during the late nineties. His caseload was heavy with crack-cocaine prosecutions that carried long mandatory minimum sentences and fell disproportionately on African American defendants. The punitive approach, he came to believe, conflicted with his Christian faith, in particular the admonition in John 8:7: “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.” He told me, “I felt the weight of the stone in my hand. I put it down and walked away and did mercy.”

Osler’s clinic is currently seeking a commutation for an eighty-three-year-old Texas man who was sentenced to life in prison without parole, in 1985, for helping run a drug ring. He’s confined to a wheelchair and recently suffered a stroke, but his crimes occurred so long ago that he is not eligible for compassionate release. Another client, this one seeking a pardon, is a Kentucky woman who was sentenced to fifty-seven months, in 1996, for nonviolent drug crimes. She was released in 2001 and has been unable to receive licenses for several professions, including as a physical therapist and a real-estate agent, because of rules that exclude convicted felons.

Osler has watched with increasing frustration as his clients’ petitions go unanswered. He described the pardon attorney as “a zombie office, in the sense that they’re assigning numbers to cases that come in, but it’s not clear that anything’s happening beyond that.” Rather than receiving good or bad news for clients, Osler said, “you simply don’t hear. There’s no up, and there’s no down. And so, when they call from prison or they write, I have to tell them it’s pending. But, really, that means it’s being ignored.”

When I asked Osler which pardons bothered him most, he said, “It’s those that have gone to the people who are fabulously wealthy—these are the people who have been advantaged by so much. With my students, we’ve told the stories of people who are fabulously poor and are being ignored.” Clemency, Osler continued, “has begun to take the form that the worst parts of government have already had, which is to be dominated by lobbying. It’s been O.K., if you are a polluter, to hire people who are connected to the President to inveigh on your behalf and pay them tons of money. That wasn’t how clemency worked. But now that kind of ugly fog has floated over to what’s supposed to be about mercy.” ♦




Monday, May 04, 2026

 

In the garage

 


There were some great entries about garages-- many from IPLawGuy (thank you!). He had this:

My parents' garage
1940 Pontiac
and tons of clutter!

And this:

My Falls Church house
has none. Garage I would build
But there's a big tree.

And this:

South Arlington house
with garage. Yet, too narrow
to park an auto.

The rest were anonymous. I loved this one:

My grandpa’s garage
Smelled of wood and oil and earth
Tools hanging on wall.

This person lacks a garage:

No garage, just shed
Mower, clippers, shovel, rake
Grill awaits summer!

While this sounds typical:

Ornaments of time
Christmas,Easter,Valentines
Mingle hushed,ready.

I wonder about this story:

Real men can never
Have enough garages so
I bought more houses.

And wonder who the "someone" is in this one:

Clean just months ago
Noticed some changes today
Someone’s been busy.


Sunday, May 03, 2026

 

Sunday Reflection: Loving those who are hard to love

 


Jesus was pretty specific about who we are to love: pretty much everybody. "If you love only those people who love you, will God reward you for this? Even tax collectors love their friends," he taught. "Love your enemy."

When I watch the video above about the televangelist Kenneth Copeland, it makes me mad. I find it hard to love him. It's a difficulty of a special kind-- it hits harder because he is corrupting the faith I profess, the very one that tells me to forgive even him.

But that is what Jesus calls me to do. 

I suppose the starting point is to not wish bad things for him-- to steer away from thoughts ot retribution and punishment (a hard thing for a prosecutor!). 

So far, I am not far down the path of righteousness on this one...

But, that's the challenge Jesus sets out.

Saturday, May 02, 2026

 

Changes at Aer Lingus

 13 years ago, Aer Lingus rolled out some surprising innovations. I wonder how they are working out?




Friday, May 01, 2026

 

Haiku Friday: What's in the garage?

 


Garages should be simple: cars go in there. But in reality, it is not so simple. Let's haiku this week about those hidden treasures to be found in the garage. Here, I will go first:

My parents' garage
No car had ever entered
Mysteries abound!

Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable pattern, and have some fun....


Thursday, April 30, 2026

 

PMT: Wasting time

 


The DOJ has a lot of important tasks.

Perhaps most importantly right now, the FBI is the lead agency for counter-terrorism, working with federal prosecutors in this crucial task when we are in direct conflict with Iran, one of the biggest exporters of terror.

In addition, it is DOJ lawyers and investigators who combat human trafficking. They are also charged with taking down the most important national and international criminal organizations-- narcotics cartels, fraud rings, auto theft syndicates, etc. 

In places like Minnesota, it has been the DOJ that has taken the lead in fighting the surge in crime we saw after the pandemic all across the country as state and local resources dwindled or were mis-used. 

But, with all this to do and the DOJ itself strapped for talent and resources, they are prosecuting Jim Comey for the photo posted ahead, which they interpret as a threat on the president's life. 

A hallmark of maturity is the ability to focus on what is truly important. That is not what we are seeing in our leadership today.

Wednesday, April 29, 2026

 

Those who give us hope: Curacao Soccer


 

Curacao is a Dutch Caribbean island (it is an independent nation under the Dutch throne), with a population of only about 150,000.

And this year, it will be playing in the World Cup for the first time in history. It is the smallest nation-- both in terms of population and in land area-- to ever play in the World Cup. They aren't favored to win a game, but the World Cup often offers up surprises, and many of their players spend most of the year in the Dutch pro league, where they face some of the best players in the world. 

I'll be rooting for them!

Tuesday, April 28, 2026

 

Just to be clear....

 


So, a lot of people claimed that White House advisor Steven Miller used his wife as a human shield as they fled the White House Correspondents Dinner after gunfire broke out. However, that isn't true. Their backs were to the shooting area, and the Secret Service agent behind them IS actually serving as a human shield. It does look like Miller might be copping a feel, though.

Miller, in the end comes out way better than RFK, Jr. who definitely ditched his wife, Cheryl Hines, in the stampede out:




Monday, April 27, 2026

 

Bears!


 

Wow! There were lots of fantastic haiku about bears this week. I was quite taken by this one and its sartorial insights:

Smokey and Pooh Bear
A sartorial contrast
No shirt or no pants?

Another poster went to one of my favorite bears:

Favorite bear is Pooh
Loves snacks and all his good friends
Piglet, Eyore, Owl.

Craig A makes a good point:

Sea kayaking in
British Columbia; the
Best bears are not seen!

While Sleepy Walleye has a northwoods memory (and I hope someday to name a second home "Doomed Cabin"):

Howard sits in ambush
Waiting for the rogue black bear
Protects doomed cabin.

Intriguingly, our two Northern Virginians both seem disappointed in Smokey The Bear. First IPLawGuy:

Smokey comic book
An inspiration! Real Bear
Just slept at the zoo.

Then Des:

Drove 2 hours to
see Smokey’s gravesite. Who’d have
thought they’re closed Mondays?

This anonymous entry was more Smokey-positive:

Love the bear who says
Only you can prevent fires!
Forest bear who cares 🌲

Christine brought a different perspective:

Paddington Bear, chic...
Gallooshes, rain hat and coat
A forever friend.

IPLawGuy had complaints against a second bear:

Gentle Ben, sort of
a Shark Jump after Flipper
Prefer Mr. Ed.

But there was one he likes:

Yogi was smarter
Than the Average, Breezly
was just as clever.

An anonymous poster also liked Yogi:

Who was Boo-Boo to My
Yogi? To be crazy—Your
Bud always says ,”yes!”

And this anonymous poster offered a good one:

I want to have tea—
With a bear. Eatgrowl my scones—
In one gulp eclairs!


Sunday, April 26, 2026

 

Sunday Reflection: The Other Side

 


On Friday, I took my clemency clinic students on a field trip. I rented a big van and we drove north 100 miles to FCI Sandstone, a medium-security federal prison.

It was not their first time in a prison; nearly all of them had spent two or more days in a federal prison already this semester to work with our clients- not just in Minnesota, but Alabama, Pennsylvania, and South Dakota. 

We met with four people with very different pathways to being incarcerated in the same place, and had an intense conversation for nearly two hours. We saw the shops where they work, and the RDAP program where people overcome the challenges of addiction. We ate lunch with them. 

On the way there, the mood was lively-- people seem to revert to middle schoolers if they are in a big van, and there was a lot of singing. A lot. 

But on the way back it was different. There were serious conversations, very different perspectives on what we had all seen together, and a consensus on what is important.

I go to prisons often, and feel compelled to by what Jesus directs. I am not that great at feeding the hungry or clothing the naked, so visiting those in prison is what I can do. What Jesus said, specifically, is "that when you visit those in prison, you visit me."

What I too often forget is what visiting Jesus is all about. It's not like Jesus would get much out of meeting me! But I would get a lot out of meeting him. And that is exactly the way it is when I actually do visit those in prison-- I am the one who is handed a gift, who is changed, who is the receiving party. 

And who is grateful.




Saturday, April 25, 2026

 

You know, it is not every politician that we trust around little kids... but these guys, I do.

 



Friday, April 24, 2026

 

Haiku Friday: Bears!

 


I've often thought that our national animal really should be the bear. Bears are much-loved by Americans, after all. Let's haiku about them this week-- whether it is a panda, a terrifying Grizzly, or a familiar teddy bear. Here, I will go first:

Forests would improve
If bear patrols were in charge
Litterbugs would scram!

Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable pattern and have some fun....

Thursday, April 23, 2026

 

PMT: Who wins the delay?

 


Despite the bluster on both sides, the war in Iran seems to be in some kind of weird limbo. The Trump administration is calling it a "cease-fire," but the truth is that both sides are blockading commercial ships, which is an act of war. Still, the shooting-at-each-other seems to be on hold.

Who is advantaged by that? Certainly Iran is under pressure as they are stopped from exporting goods (principally oil and gas) to raise money. But the U.S. is in a more complicated jam.

It has been well documented that Iran's drones and missiles are much cheaper and easier to make than the U.S. interceptors that have been relatively successful at blunting attacks. It could be that the pause is allowing Iran to re-stock, while it could be harder for the U.S. to do so. In addition, our military deployments there have become very long, which is taxing our ships and sailors. The USS Gerald R. Ford, an aircraft carrier, has been at sea for over 300 days, the longest for that kind of ship in 50 years.  The Ford suffered a fire in its laundry that caused extensive damage during this deployment, leaving 600 sailors without bunks.

A re-start to hostilities could quickly see the US running out of interceptors and more, if the worst were to happen. It may be that the shooting war is behind us.

Wednesday, April 22, 2026

 

Those who give us hope: All Are Neighbors

 


It's going to be a pretty interesting evening over at Baylor tonight. There are two (intentionally) competing events, happening in close proximity to one another at the same time.

The first (though perhaps not the largest) is a Turning Point USA rally at Waco Hall. It was originally supposed to feature Donald Trump, Jr., Tom Homan (the man who backed ICE out of Minneapolis earlier this year), and someone named "Benny Johnson," who has a podcast or something. A few days ago, though, Donald Trump Jr. backed out. I'll say from experience here-- if Tom Homan is your top speaker, it's going to be a pretty disappointing night.

The second event is sponsored by a coalition of groups and will feature Theologian Paul Raushenbush and Human Rights Campaign President Kelley Robinson. In a counterpoint to the Turning Point event, this more progressive group is expected to describe and aspire to a more inclusive Baylor of the future-- one that does not (try to) exclude LGBTQ people. 

My friend (and former editor) Bill Whitaker made an important point over at the Waco Trib: It's pretty odd for Turning Point to hold rallies at colleges, given that founder Charlie Kirk was adamant that college is for suckers: He even wrote a book titled "The College Scam." 

Meanwhile, the Baptist General Convention of Texas is upset about the counter-event, and they are threatening to pull their support and cut ties with Baylor. Which (given the paucity of their support relative to the wealth of their meddling) might be the best thing to happen to Baylor in a while.


Tuesday, April 21, 2026

 

The Onion and Infowars

 


So here is some great news: according to the New York Times, The Onion is finally succeeding in its quest to take over Infowars, the web site founded and maintained by Alex Jones.

Jones, a far-right media "personality," owes over a billion dollars to the families of victims of the school shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Connecticut, after he falsely claimed- over and over-- that the whole thing was fake. As of now, he continues to appear on the outlet, despite the fact that he is bankrupt and Infowars is in receivership.

Basically, the Onion wants to run Infowars as a parody of itself. As an Onion loyalist for over two decades, I'm all in on that....


Monday, April 20, 2026

 

The warm days come

 


Ah, I loved the picture Desiree painted:

The ground thawed, so it’s 
time to dig! Soon okra and
butterflies arrive!

And CraigA, too:

Warm April transition 
from jeans to shorts, shirts to T’s, 
sneakers to flip-flops.

IPLawGuy seemed a little confused:

George, "Here Comes the Warmth"
Does not work. Why don't you go 
with "Here Comes the Sun"?

But then it got weird:

Here Come the Warm Jets
Eno's guitar sound, he said,
Not urination.

Anonymous, I am right there with you: 

Bye, poofy parkas
Wooly hats, scarves and mittens!
I’m ready for warm 🌞

And Christine as well:

I change my closet
In springtime; leave some sweaters
For a cool eve'ning.

Finally, I enjoyed anonymous's image of tulips:

Green buds on spare branch 
I take you to my soul
The heart springs tulips.

Sunday, April 19, 2026

 

Sunday Reflection: Trump/Jesus

 


As most people have seen, President Trump recently posted (then deleted) an image of him as Jesus, healing a sick man. I can't bring myself to re-post that image, so instead I offer you the variation above, which at least includes Grimace and the Hamburglar.

One thing that Trump loves to do is provoke people on the other side, and this particular stunt hit a little more broadly than he intended, given that it upset a number of his own supporters, as well.

The threat of Trump supplanting Jesus isn't, well, people thinking that Trump is Jesus. The threat is something subtler.

In short, Trump gives certain people two things they long for: Identity and meaning. They wear the swag, they post the sign, they support him no matter what he does-- it isn't so much that they believe in his policies; it is that being his supporter is who they are.

And that is where Jesus gets supplanted. Faith, at its best, provides those same two things: identity and meaning. 

And that's how we got here...


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