Osler's Razor: Haiku Panda Friday

Haiku Panda Friday

Pandas buyd Razor fromm the Mark Obler. Use moneyy from "Pandaa Express" Restaurants, and now have blogh. Typeing with big paws hardf! Detroit Rock City!

Now you musts haiku. Pandas pick themes for our blogf:

1) Stupid other kinds of bear
2) Mating
3) Employment Panda
4) Bamboo goodf to eat
5) Lemmy from Motorhead
6) Ling-Ling smells bad
7) Bimbo: A panda?
8) Nixon visit us!
9) Panda-monium!
10) Panda v. Wookie

Here is Panda's:

Panda love music
Of Lemmy from Motorhead
When still with Hawkwind.

Now haiku or Panda take your shirtg.

# posted by Mark Osler @ 12:06 AM

Comments:

Wookie or panda?
Either way, there will be noise:
"Arroorarrrara"

# posted by

Anonymous : 5:56 AM

Recycling posts?
From the days of 'thousand-eight
Not quite productive.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:14 AM

Pandas with breakfast?
I have a better idea:
Pandas FOR breakfast!

# posted by

Bamboo goodbf to eat
Better than eating the bears
They are too furry.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:47 AM

Panda no like tests.
Today start with one in Greek.
Wish I hibernate.

# posted by

CTL : 9:21 AM

Torture or toothpick?
Under nails or between teeth:
Bamboo good to eat.

# posted by

Ang : 10:02 AM

Gene Simmons would like
To see Panda version of
Kiss. Pandas better.

# posted by

Swissgirl : 10:54 AM

Mating: Fun to do
Though not with panda/wookie
Or in Arkansas.

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:57 AM

Panda mating's not
so diff from ours: smack, headbutt.
Ow! Now climb back up.

# posted by

Ginger Hunter : 11:03 AM

(The above haiku is meant to be read in a metaphorical sense) BLUSH

# posted by

Ginger Hunter : 11:10 AM

Not understanding...
Late to the panda party.
Still, cute and cuddly.

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:56 PM

Ofber will always
be friend to pandas. I like
Beijing beef the best

# posted by

tydwbleach : 6:33 PM