Friday, May 24, 2013
Haiku Friday: Baseball!
It's time for baseball season to really begin, now that the snow has all melted (and it has). You don't have to like baseball-- you just have to haiku about it!
Here is mine:
Twins had a great start!
Exceeded expectations
Until... never mind.
Now you can write one! Please do.
Thursday, May 23, 2013
Political Mayhem Thursday: Is the Obama Administration in Trouble?
My own sense is that the President is not really suffering from the "scandals" coming out right now, revolving around the AP searches, the IRS problems with targeting conservative groups, and Bengazi. I just don't sense much fervor about it, and don't think any of them are close to a major scandal like Watergate.
Still... I was really intrigued by an article yesterday by my friend and DC insider Ron Fournier. Ron knows the White House, having served as AP reporter there (and DC bureau chief), and here is part of what he has to say:
Still... I was really intrigued by an article yesterday by my friend and DC insider Ron Fournier. Ron knows the White House, having served as AP reporter there (and DC bureau chief), and here is part of what he has to say:
The new media environment demands immediate and accurate answers. Journalists know more than most that being fast and accurate isn’t easy.
And yet the revelations cost the Obama White House some measure of credibility. In politics, as in life, when you constantly change your story, even on small matters, you sow doubt about your credibility and competence.
In different ways, each of the so-called Obama scandals revolve around the issue of trust .... The president’s greatest asset is his credibility. If this pattern of spinning and shifting stories continues, it could become a liability.
The central question of the IRS scandal is whether Obama advisers at the White House or within the reelection campaign orchestrated or knew about the targeting of conservative groups.
What do you think?
Wednesday, May 22, 2013
I miss the Ramones....
Best concert I ever saw. What was yours?
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Tonight! And last week!
Tonight at 7 pm I will be speaking to a variety of groups, including Grandmothers for Peace, about toxic politics and effective advocacy. All are welcome; the event will be held at the Lutheran Church of the Redeemer at 5440 Penn Ave. South in Minneapolis.
Meanwhile, here is some video from a talk I had with Craig Stellmacher last week:
Meanwhile, here is some video from a talk I had with Craig Stellmacher last week:
Yesterday on ESPN
Yesterday, I was part of ESPN's Outside the Lines segment on Brittney Griner, presumably because of this piece I wrote for the Huffington Post.
It's a weird thing to do an interview like that. The process is the same as when I talk to CNN or other national news organizations: I go to the WCCO studios down the block from my office at St. Thomas and sit in front of a camera. I don't get to see the others on the show or the host-- I'm speaking to the blank screen in front of me.
There is something wrong with such an unnatural setting for a discussion like this one, which was about the most human of topics. It is a hard subject to talk about, because there is so much nuance and risk of over-statement. I love Baylor, and I admire both Brittney Griner and Kim Mulkey. The piece was about Mulkey supposedly telling Griner not to talk about her sexuality. One subtlety to this is that really coaches should tell students not to talk about a lot of things via public media-- bad professors they have conflicts with, or a fight with a parent, or sex. It's part of coaching, really, to advise students how to deal with the media. (It's a different story, I think, with pro players).
That (coaches advising star players) is not the real issue at Baylor. The real issue is whether the University is ready to embrace a broad discussion about the role of gay men and lesbians at the school-- for example, if the bar on employment there makes sense.
Next... Star Trek?
It's a weird thing to do an interview like that. The process is the same as when I talk to CNN or other national news organizations: I go to the WCCO studios down the block from my office at St. Thomas and sit in front of a camera. I don't get to see the others on the show or the host-- I'm speaking to the blank screen in front of me.
There is something wrong with such an unnatural setting for a discussion like this one, which was about the most human of topics. It is a hard subject to talk about, because there is so much nuance and risk of over-statement. I love Baylor, and I admire both Brittney Griner and Kim Mulkey. The piece was about Mulkey supposedly telling Griner not to talk about her sexuality. One subtlety to this is that really coaches should tell students not to talk about a lot of things via public media-- bad professors they have conflicts with, or a fight with a parent, or sex. It's part of coaching, really, to advise students how to deal with the media. (It's a different story, I think, with pro players).
That (coaches advising star players) is not the real issue at Baylor. The real issue is whether the University is ready to embrace a broad discussion about the role of gay men and lesbians at the school-- for example, if the bar on employment there makes sense.
Next... Star Trek?
Monday, May 20, 2013
Haiku everywhere!
It turns out that 2006 was eventful for many people... Renee suffered loss, while Robert Johnson and IPLawGuy had joy. And Geoffrey the Mustang Boy, it seems, made a big mistake (that girl is bitter, Geoff!)
But... Crikeys! My 2006 was not nearly as interesting as Antonia Promessa's:
But... Crikeys! My 2006 was not nearly as interesting as Antonia Promessa's:
Violins began
Hovering melody above him then me
Heat rose...frescoed room.
Your icy digits on
Neck's back, I was so grateful.
Crystal goblet wine.
Sangiovese
Red your lips flavored by sauce,
Kissed them tasting earth.
Let's go barefoot home.
Walking in the fountain and
Lie in the porch breezes
I will tell you that
We have nothing to do but
Enjoy each other.
Hovering melody above him then me
Heat rose...frescoed room.
Your icy digits on
Neck's back, I was so grateful.
Crystal goblet wine.
Sangiovese
Red your lips flavored by sauce,
Kissed them tasting earth.
Let's go barefoot home.
Walking in the fountain and
Lie in the porch breezes
I will tell you that
We have nothing to do but
Enjoy each other.
Still, I have a real soft spot for this haiku by our longtime friend, the Spanish Medievalist:
Hacer un haiku
En la lengua del Cid es
Inolvidable.
En la lengua del Cid es
Inolvidable.
The guy knows poetry...
Sunday, May 19, 2013
Sunday Reflection: Jesus 13, Osler 0
We have now done the trial of Jesus thirteen times, in nine states (Texas, Colorado, Virginia, Tennessee, California, Oklahoma, Massachusetts, Illinois, and Minnesota) and I have never won. Not once, not even when I had the ace assistance of IPLawGuy (pictured above).
As most of you know, we try the sentencing phase of the trial of Jesus under state law, and then break the audience into juries which then deliberate to a verdict. The verdict has only come out two ways: a hung jury, or for a sentence other than death.
My lack of success has a few obvious causes. First, my opponents are quite skilled. Second, there is a jury selection problem when the members of the jury pool literally worship the defendant. Still, as a tertiary cause, there is something else that has come up in discussions that I find troubling.
In short, people just don't seem to accept that Jesus was very dangerous. I do my best to convince them otherwise; I argue that his teaching would undermine our capitalist economy, that he is a pacifist who would undo our military, and that he wants to break up families. At some level, people just don't buy it, though.
I don't think that's good. I read the gospels, deeply and often, and each time I am struck by the revolution Jesus urges on our society and our individual plans and identities. He unsettles nearly everyone who comes to him.
Why are we no longer unsettled by Jesus?
Saturday, May 18, 2013
Graduation
One week ago was graduation, and as always it was joyous and sad and fleeting and a little overwhelming. I love teaching, and it is hard to have the job be done.
Every graduation, I end up with at least one decent photo with one of my departing students-- like the classics from 2011 and 2010 and 2007 and... well, there are a lot of them.
Still, this photo with Sara Sommervold is a classic. I'm not quite sure what all is going on there, but in the end it basically looks like she is going to kick someone's ass and then, later, I'm going to do the paperwork.
Friday, May 17, 2013
Haiku Friday: 2006
I have been blogging here every day since September of 2006, which was kind of a long time ago. The very first post hit on what turned out to be some eternal themes: I complained about Facebook changing its format, mentioned Gordon Davenport, and promised to avoid mentioning controversies involving my employer.
So, let's blog about 2006-- it was not so long ago that you can't remember something. I'm sure Geoffrey the Mustang Boy, even, can look back that far.
Here is mine:
Hot Waco Summer
I sat by the Ridgewood pool
Cold Margarita!
Now it is your turn... 5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables, and I can't wait to see them!
So, let's blog about 2006-- it was not so long ago that you can't remember something. I'm sure Geoffrey the Mustang Boy, even, can look back that far.
Here is mine:
Hot Waco Summer
I sat by the Ridgewood pool
Cold Margarita!
Now it is your turn... 5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables, and I can't wait to see them!
Thursday, May 16, 2013
Political Mayhem Thursday: What's with that, IRS?
The second most interesting political story this week has been the still-unfolding drama at the IRS, where it appears that "extra scrutiny" was given to conservative groups seeking tax-exempt status. In reaction, President Obama has already sacked the acting commissioner. There is still a lot we don't know about this, so I'm not going to opine broadly. Obviously, political groups should not be favored or disfavored by ideology in how their tax exempt status is evaluated.
I've always been a little stumped as to how any of these groups, liberal or conservative, get tax exempt status, anyways. Michael Hiltzik writing in the LA Times made this point well:
I've always been a little stumped as to how any of these groups, liberal or conservative, get tax exempt status, anyways. Michael Hiltzik writing in the LA Times made this point well:
The bottom line first: The IRS hasn't done nearly enough over the years to rein in the subversion of the tax law by political groups claiming a tax exemption that is not legally permitted for campaign activity. Nor has it enforced rules requiring that donors to those groups pay gift tax on their donations.
The organizations at issue are known as 501(c)4 groups (call them C4s for short) after the section of the tax code that applies to them. They're nonprofit "social welfare" organizations that by law must be devoted primarily to programs broadly serving their communities, not private groups. IRS forms reveal what the agency considers to be mainstream C4s: religious groups; cultural, educational and veterans organizations, homeowners associations, volunteer fire departments. In recent years, however, overtly political groups have been claiming C4 status, which allows them to keep their donor lists secret and to avoid paying taxes on certain income.
What do others think of these revelations?
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Crazy, crazy Minnesota!
Yesterday, it was over 90 here, which is especially odd since it was snowing last week. What up with that? I'm feeling a little whipsawed, to be honest.
That's not the real news here, though. The bigger news (as I posted yesterday) is that same-sex marriage will be legal in Minnesota. Gov. Dayton signed the bill yesterday, an event that was followed by a street party in St. Paul.
It's a remarkable thing, really; this state went from the brink of a constitutional ban on marriage equality to a legal embrace of the idea in a few short months.
A lot of theories are being advanced regarding this political whirlwind, but one thing seems clear to me: The opponents of same-sex marriage never did much to explain in a convincing way how marriage equality would hurt anyone. There was the vague assertion that it was bad for children, but that idea rested on the premise that a mother and father are intrinsically better than same-gender parents. This premise was never really and convincingly laid out in a convincing way to people who were not already committed to that side.
In this country, we tend to lean towards liberty as history progresses, especially in the absence of a countervailing harm. That's a good thing, and consistent with what the framers envisioned. Our impulse towards the expansion of liberty is not something to apologize for. Yesterday, it was properly celebrated.
Things can change fast in Minnesota, but you don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind is blowing.
More video from Craig Stellmacher:
Things can change fast in Minnesota, but you don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind is blowing.
More video from Craig Stellmacher:
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Today's the day that Minnesota embraces marriage equality....
Governor Dayton will sign a bill today ensuring marriage equality in Minnesota. It's a good day.
Here is a wonderful video Craig Stellmacher made with some of the people involved:
Here is a wonderful video Craig Stellmacher made with some of the people involved:
Monday, May 13, 2013
I got me so down I got me a headache...
Two (of many) great haiku...
I went for a walk yesterday and saw trees just busting out-- flowers ready to spring forth, green on the long-gray branches. It is a wonderful time.
On that theme, I loved loved loved this haiku set from Sylvia Scarlett:
On that theme, I loved loved loved this haiku set from Sylvia Scarlett:
Spring winds swirled the sand
Still she looked for the swelling
Buds,bruised blue-purple.
The Green almost heart
Leaves,long brown fingers of branch.
She tried to recall
Blue vase of them placed
By her mother,Elsbeth, on
The sill,how the
Breeze lifted the fragrance
The Persian sensual sniff
Let loose, enveloping.
Now they were her choice:
Everything her mother liked.
The Lilacs' brief bloom.
Still she looked for the swelling
Buds,bruised blue-purple.
The Green almost heart
Leaves,long brown fingers of branch.
She tried to recall
Blue vase of them placed
By her mother,Elsbeth, on
The sill,how the
Breeze lifted the fragrance
The Persian sensual sniff
Let loose, enveloping.
Now they were her choice:
Everything her mother liked.
The Lilacs' brief bloom.
And then this three-liner from longtime fave Megan Willome (it's so... Texas):
Spring in Texas means
hail, which I don't like, but it
came down anyway.
hail, which I don't like, but it
came down anyway.
Sunday, May 12, 2013
Sunday Reflection: Creation and Re-Creation
That's my mom, at my college graduation. She's a remarkable person, and I get to see her (and my dad) in a few weeks.
There is something unusual about parents: We don't have a chance to meet them until they are adults. My first memories of my parents are from the years that they were in their mid-30's. For a long time, I kind of assumed that their lives began then.
Over time, though, I started to understand how wrong that was-- that my mother was also a daughter, and that who she is has been shaped by that. Some of the attributes that define her to me-- her wit, her gentle nature, her incisive intelligence-- were molded in places I struggle to understand, and that all happened before we had the opportunity to meet one another. For example, as a girl she lived in a time when a generation of men left to fight in World War II, and the women left behind had to re-shape not only their lives but their communities and even American industry to fit that reality. I have never been through anything like that, but sometimes I glimpse the strength and sense of community that come from that time.
Too often, we see the people we love as static beings; we imagine that they have always been and always will be the way they are today. There is a loss in that, of course... a failure to see growth and struggle, but also a loss in the ability to empathize and understand. My mom now is a wonderful person, but a different one than the person in the picture above, or who held me the moment after I was born. There is a continuity, sure, but also an evolution of the soul that I can only marvel at.
God creates us, then we re-create ourselves. It is a fascinating and wonderful thing to see in those we love the most.
Saturday, May 11, 2013
A map of each state's highest-paid state employee...
From Deadspin. So... what's up with Maine?
Friday, May 10, 2013
Haiku Friday: The Garden
What are you looking forward to coming up this Spring? [Actually, it probably has already happened where you live, provided you don't live in Minnesota]
Here is mine:
A few gentle shoots
Red, set against the green leaves
The early vanguard.
Now, you go!
Thursday, May 09, 2013
In Today's Minneapolis Star Tribune....
I have a piece on former Vikings' punter Chris Kluwe. Check it out!
Political Mayhem Thursday: The "Socialist"
Wednesday, May 08, 2013
Y'all should check this out!
P.S. Ruckman pointed me towards this awesome map, which shows dialect areas in the US. I'm kind of fascinated by this-- for example the fact that you basically have the same dialect in West Texas and the most western part of Virginia. Charleston and Savannah have distinct dialects, while almost the whole western part of the country speaks the same way.
Does it look right to you?
Tuesday, May 07, 2013
Congratulations, IPLawGuy!
IPlawGuy, Superlawyer!
by: oslerguy
It actually is true-- IPLawGuy has been named a Super Lawyer. It is well deserved; I often hold him out as a model to my students, in the way that he serves his clients and his profession.
by: oslerguy
It actually is true-- IPLawGuy has been named a Super Lawyer. It is well deserved; I often hold him out as a model to my students, in the way that he serves his clients and his profession.
Monday, May 06, 2013
Lilly of the Valley!
She wrote this, and it is lovely (especially alongside the ongoing banter between Geoffrey the Mustang Boy and his former flame):
Snow in the meadow
Recedes and leaves two rabbits
the brown bucks green-feast.
Today there were three
And the dog grew hoarse sounding
Sentinel.Spring...Spring!
Even the cold can not
Defeat crocus,purple heads
Rise, sing allelu.
Let's go to the porch
And watch the earth wake.Bring wine
My bonny boy! Quick!
Recedes and leaves two rabbits
the brown bucks green-feast.
Today there were three
And the dog grew hoarse sounding
Sentinel.Spring...Spring!
Even the cold can not
Defeat crocus,purple heads
Rise, sing allelu.
Let's go to the porch
And watch the earth wake.Bring wine
My bonny boy! Quick!
Sunday, May 05, 2013
Sunday Reflection: Christians and the Drug Addict
A lot of my work involves the way we approach narcotics through law enforcement. Within that realm, there are two beliefs I have which are in tension. First, I think that there is a tremendous social cost to narcotics trafficking and use, and that there is a very real responsibility to address that. Second, I don't think incarcerating low-level couriers and street dealers does any good, yet we seem dedicated to that fruitless task. (I won't belabor it here, but I have often argued for an economic solution other than decriminalization).
Part of our failed approach has been driven by a deep moral judgment against drug users. It's understandable; they do too often wreak destruction on their own lives and those around them. So, how should we address them?
As Christians, our best model should always be Christ, and I think that the right analogy is to the way that Christ treated lepers. Like drug addicts, the society at that time often blamed them for their plight, and they were stigmatized and pushed to the fringes of society.
Intriguingly, what Christ did was this: He healed them rather than judge them. They were among the unlovable that he loved.
Like most people who have worked in law enforcement, I'm well aware of the high failure rate of drug treatment. It's discouraging. Still, following the instructions and example of Christ very often calls us to the improbable: Respecting the Sabbath in a consumerist society, for example, or forgiving 70 times 7 times. Healing drug addicts is just as hard, but still, the lesson is clear.
How challenging is that? Jesus keeps doing that to me...
