Sunday, June 10, 2007

 

I will pay $11 to anyone who can give me a decent haircut on the law school patio



Last week I went into Common Grounds and the (non-dancing) barista asked me "are you a musician?" I can't quite figure that out, but the best I can guess is that it relates to my bad hair. So, later that day, I tried to cut it myself, and that made it worse. The last professional haircut I had was in Alpine a few months back, and since then I haven't found a time or place to get it done.

So, if you are any good at cutting hair and have your own scissors, I will pay $11 if you will cut my hair.

I figure it's gotta be better than the time I let Celebrity Luvr do it, in the dark, after a margarita or two...

Comments:
If I weren't in Tyler, I'd be happy to help. I've given a few haircuts. But to be honest, it's probably for the best that I'm two-and-one-half hours away because I only know one way to cut hair, and by the end of it you'd look like a Mormon missionary.
 
Is that a helmet hair joke? If it's a helmet hair joke it's hilarious.
 
No, it wasn't a helmet hair joke, but if it's funnier that way, consider it a helmet hair joke.

What I actually meant was really short on the sides and just long enough on top to part.
 
Part my hair? How does that work?
 
Well, you have to use a comb.
 
Done! ;)
 
CL is a man of many talents, it seems- his tales of action and adventure impress me more every day.
 
Spencer got a haircut today. On a motorcycle! He went a place just for kids called Little CLippers. They only cut kids hair. The waiting room is actually a huge play room and every chair is different For the cut you can sit in an airplane a motorcycle etc. Then they tell the kid to pick a movie they want to watch during the hair cut ALL THIS for fourteen dollars!! SPencer picked Of course WInnie the Pooh.

He looks good now...

Donut got a mohawk and tipped the stylist in cigarettes.
 
ill cut your hair if you cut my hair.


iv done this before
 
OK, so far I have Mrs. CL and Bradley Thomas stepping up, and Craig P. would if he was in town. Hmmmm.... what should I do?
 
You'd even consider allowing a person who doesn't know the name "Geddy Lee" to be around your head with sharp scissors?
 
im thinking we need to leave it long in the back
 
I just read Spencer a book today called Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.

Osler you look a lot like that kid in that book.

You know people in high places... why don't you get that guy that Bill Clinton got on Air FOrce One when he held the runway for like three hours .... get that guy.
 
He's busy with John Edwards these days, I think. Plus, I only have $11.
 
Hey seriously... when you want a great haircut get a catalog of clothes you like and cut the model's heads off and bring in the picture of that hair cut that you like. It REALLLLY helps.


I bring a picture everytime of "Dorky LL BEAN woman" and I end up looking JUST LIKE HER - never fails.


OR you COULD just shave you head. that is what Bill did this summer. It was okay but at first hard to get used to. I would wake up at night and look over and think "What is a cop doing in my bed?"
 
I vote you let it grow until you can effectively play the "Caveman" card.
 
.....But what do I know, I'm just a caveman luthier.
 
Grow it long.

Then make dreads. Dreads rule!
 
Call Mike Stewart at American Hairlines--no really. For ten dollars and a tip, he will fix your hair. He is really quite talented.
 
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