Friday, February 14, 2025
Haiku Friday: Snowplows
It's a special time of the year here in Minnesota, almost as significant as the revealing of the All-State Hockey Hair Team. Once again, the Department of Transportation has announced the new snowplow names, joining prior winners including "Betty Whiteout."
So let's haiku about snowplows and related things this week! It's made a little easier since the Virginians on here have actually had to move some snow recently. Here, I will go first:
Ah, here it comes, guys!
Blasting through the drifts and rills:
Anthony Sledward!
Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable pattern, and have some fun!
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Snow in the forecast
We're off to see the blizzard
Must travel elsewhere
(This week we are thankful for 2 3/4 inches of rain and not 2 feet of snow)
We're off to see the blizzard
Must travel elsewhere
(This week we are thankful for 2 3/4 inches of rain and not 2 feet of snow)
My father dreamed
Of driving a snowplow on
Snarled Boston roads.
Bad drivers be on
the watch: no messing with this
this man’s behemoth.
Rotaries dispensed with
As the massive V shaped plow
cleared his path with glee.
Aggressive drivers
Dispatched with when they try to
cut him off, such joy.
And parking is never
an issue, clearing his own way:
Oh, Snowplow dreaming!
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Of driving a snowplow on
Snarled Boston roads.
Bad drivers be on
the watch: no messing with this
this man’s behemoth.
Rotaries dispensed with
As the massive V shaped plow
cleared his path with glee.
Aggressive drivers
Dispatched with when they try to
cut him off, such joy.
And parking is never
an issue, clearing his own way:
Oh, Snowplow dreaming!
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