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Friday, February 28, 2025
Haiku Friday: Memorable Cats
When I was a kid, we had a memorable cat named Chuck. He had lost part of one ear in some kind of fight, and probably knew more about our neighborhood than I did. Someone once spotted him over on the north side of 8 Mile-- I have no idea what he was doing over there.
I'll bet you have run into some memorable cats, too, so let's haiku about them this week. Here, I will go first:
Came home with stories
Of his crimes and adventures
That we never heard.
Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable pattern and have some fun!
Yesterday, Washington Post owner Jeff Bezos (who also owns Amazon and is pictured above with one of his other projects) announced that in the future the opinion section of the paper would focus on "personal liberties and free markets." This is an odd development in several respects.
For one thing, the Post's opinion section, like most others, has historically run pieces addressing a very wide variety of issues with opinions on both sides. The new "focus," though moves away from that in two ways. First, in sharply narrows the topics that will be prioritized for space. second, those two topics presumably have a "right" side-- that is, in favor of personal liberties and free markets.
Over the past decade, I've had five or six pieces run in the Post, on a variety of topics. It provides a good audience, but this marks a strange turn.
It's tempting to assume this is some kind of appeasement to President Trump, but if it is, these are strange topics to focus on-- after all, Trump and his tariffs are anathema to the "free market."
Time will tell, but some people aren't waiting. The Post's Opinions editor, David Shipley, resigned immediately after the announcement was made.
I was thrilled to see President Trump announce that Alice Marie Johnson will be his "Pardon Czar." Of course, we will have to wait to find out exactly what that means, since it is not a position that has ever existed before. Hopefully, she will work closely with our excellent Pardon Attorney, Liz Oyer.
Alice was a remarkable leader going back to when she was in prison-- really a legend within the community there for the organizing she did to make things better for incarcerated women. Amy Povah (among others) pushed for her freedom for years, listing her as the #1 best case for clemency. Yet, Alice was denied three times in the Obama years.
One afternoon during the first Trump administration, I was asked to come on CNN to talk about the rumor that Trump might pardon the late boxer Jack Johnson (which he did). I took the opportunity to talk about a different Johnson, Alice, and she actually was watching from prison.
In freedom, she has continued to be a beacon of hope and push for a more active use of clemency. Now she has a great platform to do just that. So... that IS good news!
I've been flying in and out of Washington National airport since I was 18 years old and headed to college in Williamsburg. It was slated to close when Dulles Airport (located in what then were exurbs) opened up, but that didn't quite happen-- the convenience of a close-in airport to members of Congress and other powerful people kept National open while city airports like Miegs Field in Chicago and City Airport in Detroit were headed to obscurity.
The terrible accident there when a military helicopter and commercial jet collided seemed almost inevitable to some. But until it went wrong, people assumed it would just work out.
Now they are not in a position to close Reagan National even if they wanted to-- Dulles just does not have the capacity to serve the market, and Baltimore-Washington is just too far away.
This could be an area in which federal employees become re-valued, in order to allow those powerful interests to continue to be served.
Yesterday, I had a piece in the Waco Trib about the value of diversity and how I-- a straight white guy from Grosse Pointe-- benefited from diversity. In the article, I didn't even explain all of it, either. Part of the story is that my fraternity in college was, to this day, the most diverse group of people (save for gender) I have ever been a part of. I don't know how that happened at a state school in the South in the fading days of segregation's effects, but it did.
I hope you will look up the piece at the link above. Here is a large part of it:
When I was 18, I received a great break in life: I was admitted to the College of William and Mary in Virginia to study history. It was the perfect place for me, with small classes and a vibrant and unfamiliar culture. It was a stretch for me to get in and I knew it; once I was there, I found myself surrounded with valedictorians from all over Virginia and the East. My own record from high school wasn’t quite so distinguished. For a few years I credited my admission to a good recommendation and luck.
I like to think I made the most of the opportunity. I thrived in my classes and reveled in the chance to live in Colonial Williamsburg, surrounded by living remnants of what I studied. I had challenging, supportive teachers like Ron Rapoport, who was a child of Waco and an important mentor. As a state school far from my hometown just outside Detroit, it was both affordable and exotic.
In my Junior year, I got some surprising insight into how I ended up there. A friend of mine worked in the admissions department and when I visited her at work she asked if I wanted to see my admissions file. Who wouldn’t say yes to that? She disappeared into a back room and returned with a brown folder with my name at the top. On the outside of the file, in enormous letters, was stamped “MIDWEST APPLICANT.”
So that was it—this straight white guy was given a break and admitted to a great college to add diversity.
And you know what? I did add diversity, on things both trivial and significant. I hadn’t grown up learning the fictionalized “Virginia History” most of my classmates did, where the “War Between the States” had nothing to do with slavery, and I brought a strong skepticism to study of that narrative. I taught my friends how to play euchre, a card game unknown outside of upstate New York and the Midwest. When conversations turned to sports, I was the one to talk about hockey. The fact I had a different background than most of the people around me was good for my learning and, I hope, made the place a tiny bit better.
Being the person adding diversity was good for me; so was the diversity I encountered.
Many Americans take for granted the importance of family legacies—that the parents who shaped you were shaped by their own parents, who were molded by the people who raised them, a process by which long-ago ancestors play some role in our identity. As an academic, I also see the impact of academic legacies in which our non-family teachers and mentors give us the same kind of accumulated wisdom drawn from generations of teachers and students.
My own academic legacy is shot through with true diversity, a generational tussle of ideas and passions. In addition to Ron Rapoport, my mentors include both Randall O’Brien, the former Baylor Provost who fought in Vietnam, and Weathermen leader Bernardine Dohrn, who protested that war. I learned Constitutional law from Paul Gewirtz, whose own mentor was Thurgood Marshall, and sentencing from Daniel Freed, who worked for and learned from Robert F. Kennedy. Of my legacies, though, the most important and likely most impactful comes through Dr. & Rev. Joanne Braxton, who was my Black Literature professor in college and with whom I’ve had a lifelong mentorship up to the present day (among other things, I served as the Vice President for her foundation).
In an introductory class, Professor Braxton challenged me constantly and gave me the lowest grade I got in college. I took this as a challenge and took another class with her, fascinated by this Black poet from Maryland. She played a primary role in shaping my ideas on race, writing, and identity, and even before she became a Minister of the UCC, on faith issues as well.
And who taught her? One of her primary mentors was the legendary Gerta Lerner, the “Mother of Women’s History” who began her career teaching students like Braxton at Sarah Lawrence before moving to the University of Wisconsin. Another of Prof. Braxton’s teachers and mentors at Sarah Lawrence was the writer Grace Paley, whose heart for activism inspired a generation. Given the brilliance of these female mentors, it wasn’t by mistake that Prof. Braxton’s grounding in the academy was not smothered in patriarchy.
After Sarah Lawrence, Braxton got her Ph. D. at Yale. There, her dissertation was directed by the legendary Black scholar John Blassingame, who served as the editor for Frederick Douglass’s papers and led Yale’s African-American Studies program. In turn, Blassingame’s own dissertation was supervised by his own mentor, C. Vann Woodward, the Pulitzer Prize-winning historian best known for his history of segregation, The Strange Career of Jim Crow. Looking another level backwards, Woodward’s mentors included W.E.B. DuBois, the first Black man to get a doctorate from Harvard who went on to write The Souls of Black Folks, lead the Pan-African movement, and co-found the NAACP in 1909. While at Harvard, DuBois was deeply influenced by the White philosopher and Harvard Professor William James. And William James? His mentors included his Godfather, Ralph Waldo Emerson, the remarkable abolitionist minister and essayist of the mid-1800’s.
This legacy is a remarkable pathway that crosses from White to Black and back again over the course of two centuries. Am I saying there is a little bit of W.E.B. DuBois and Ralph Waldo Emerson in me? Damn straight, I am—and if you were one of my students, there is some of that in you, too.
If you want to attack diversity, don’t look to me to help you; it’s what made me.
It has been a bitter cold week here in Minnesota, with a few days where the temperature (never mind the wind chill) didn't get above the 0 mark. Brrrrrrr.... Even in DC, I'm told, they got a light dusting of snow (or as people there call it THE SNOWPACALYPSE).
And as winter drones on, I dream of the summer. So let's haiku about that this week. Here, I will go first:
I hear birds at night
Chirping outside the window
Celebrating warmth.
Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable pattern and have some fun....
It's such a thin line these days between truth and parody-- the image above wasn't from someone making fun of Trump. It was sent out BY Trump.
I know that one common reaction is to flip out and go on MSNBC talking somberly about the dangers of incipient monarchy. And there is some of that, yes.
But there is something else going on here too. Look at that image-- it's just doofy, and Trump knows that. It's, at least to some degree, self-parody. It's funny and light and goofy, so long as you don't take it too seriously.
The truth is that two different audiences read this two different ways.
Those who are die-hard opposed to Trump are OUTRAGED! They are horrified that a president would pretend to be a monarch, when our nation is founded on a rejection of monarchy.
But Trump supporters see this and laugh. They laugh because it is goofy, and because they know how OUTRAGED those on the other side will be. They know that progressives will dutifully play their assigned role.
My idea is this. Maybe laugh at it. And meanwhile take seriously new policies and actions, engage with the politics of it and work to make things better. Because while people focus on the distractions, very big things are happening: a global re-alignment, as the US and Russia grow closer, an erasure of checks on presidential power, and a return to institutionalized explicit bias in government (against trans people), among others.
This week's crash of a Delta plane in Toronto seemed unsettling, though it wasn't deadly. No one seems quite sure yet how the plane got upside down while landing, though the best bet puts the blame on snow and wind. That said, the plane was coming from here in Minneapolis, where planes land all the time in the snow and wind and always right-side-up.
The survival of all aboard must be credited to the cabin crew, at least in part. It must have been terrifying to be in that plane, though-- to feel it go upside down, slam into the ground, and then find yourself suspended from the ceiling by your seat belt.
Sunday nights 3.7-hour special commemorating the 50th anniversary of Saturday Night Live had something for everyone, and then another 3 hours of so-so material. Still, it was great to see so many old favorites, and in particular Debbie Downer:
20Then he looked up at his disciples and said: “Blessed are you who are poor, for yours is the kingdom of God. 21“Blessed are you who are hungry now, for you will be filled. “Blessed are you who weep now, for you will laugh. 22“Blessed are you when people hate you, and when they exclude you, revile you, and defame you on account of the Son of Man. 23Rejoice in that day and leap for joy, for surely your reward is great in heaven; for that is what their ancestors did to the prophets. 24“But woe to you who are rich, for you have received your consolation. 25“Woe to you who are full now, for you will be hungry. “Woe to you who are laughing now, for you will mourn and weep. 26“Woe to you when all speak well of you, for that is what their ancestors did to the false prophets.
I've read this many times over the course of my life, as I'm sure that many of you have done. And almost always, I held it as a sword, thinking of how it condemns all those people who are richer than me, who are full of good food, who are laughing, and who are spoken well of. I imagined the high and mighty in their powerful perches being brought down while the downtrodden are lifted up, the world flipped over just like the money-changers tables in the Temple.
The truth is this: I'm the one condemned. I am relatively well-off, especially in the global context, I am never hungry, I am almost always happy, and get plenty of praise for what I do. Jesus is talking about me. Ouch.
So, what should I do?
From everything else Jesus taught, it's pretty clear: feed those who don't have good food, try to bring joy to others, empathize and live with those in need, and deflect praise to those who truly deserve it. And I need to do more of all of that.
It's hard when we are the bad guy in the parables, isn't it? But they-- well, we-- are the ones who have the most to learn.
What's up with this? No Colgate in the top 20. No Harvard. Not even a single Ivy League team-- yet 8 teams from New England and 9 (!) from the Midwest (I count Penn State as midwestern. Fight me).
It's a special time of the year here in Minnesota, almost as significant as the revealing of the All-State Hockey Hair Team. Once again, the Department of Transportation has announced the new snowplow names, joining prior winners including "Betty Whiteout."
So let's haiku about snowplows and related things this week! It's made a little easier since the Virginians on here have actually had to move some snow recently. Here, I will go first:
Ah, here it comes, guys!
Blasting through the drifts and rills:
Anthony Sledward!
Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable pattern, and have some fun!
What's going on in DC? Well, right now, a lot of snow. But that's not all that's coming down fast.
I'd like to make one thing clear: everything in this post is borrowed from others. The photo above I swiped from Steve Tuttle. The ideas are 100% from IPLawGuy, as he has shared over the years from his perspective as a DC lawyer.
It's a terrible time to be a federal employee, especially in DC. I've gotten a cascade of messages from friends from all different parts of my life (college at William & Mary, Yale Law classmates, former Baylor and UST students included) talking about the fear of people in their offices. In part is the attack on the legitimacy of their work, which is wholly unfounded, and also the very real threat of needing to find a new job just as DC is flooded with other unemployed former federal workers.
Sure, there are parts of the federal bureaucracy that could use review, and I'm actually ok with increasing the amount of in-office time people have relative to work from home (though that makes sense in some areas more than others). However, this focus has been entirely on federal workers, and that's not where the real money is going. There are about 2 million federal employees at risk... but there are 5 million employees working on federal contracts, often at salaries that would never fly under the federal schedules if they were directly employed by the government. In other words, we have already out-sourced a lot of what the federal government does, and if real cost savings are to be gained, we have to go after that.
But, of course, those federal contracts are held by the kind of people in Trump's inner circle. And, especially, Elon Musk.
I'm often taken when I visit DC by the affluence of it. There is a ton of money floating around, and it isn't coming through the hands of federal employees.
I always struggle to care much about the Super Bowl-- maybe someday if the Lions finally get there I will (a lot). But this was not that year.
With college football wrapped up, too, my attention lazily turns to college basketball. On the men's side, as we approach March Madness there is a real oddity at the top of the rankings: An in-state rivalry at 1 & 2, and the state is not North Carolina (UNC/Duke), Michigan (MSU/UM), or Kentucky (UK/Louisville). Nope, it's Alabama, with Auburn and Alabama at the top!
Maybe it's consolation for not getting a team into the football championship game the past two years, but the SEC seems hot: They hold four of the top five slots, in fact. That's not normal!
One of my great mentors has been the incomparable advocate Nkechi Taifa. Here she is recounting how we met and our work together, starting at 9:46 by the counter on her screen:
Something I wrote about not long ago is now becoming very important.
I know that a lot of people believe that a person's religious beliefs should not impact how they think about government and policy-- that our faith only directs us when thinking about the private sector.
What kind of a God is that? If my principles come from my faith, those should be my principles regardless of what I am talking about. Segmenting God out of one part of your life is a strange thing to do, and seems to envision a God that is.... well, less than God, a force that you actually control and can push this way and that.
But when we come down to it, Jesus talked about principles, all the time. The parables were usually about principles, and the Two Great Commandments are more principles than rules.
And Jesus taught this one principle over and over: We must take care and provide for and respect those who are poor and sick and in prison.
And that is what our government should do, I think-- because my principles tell me that is good and right, and I want my government to do what is good and right. And our government is moving away from that, away from the poor and the sick and those in prison, all over the world and here in our neighborhoods.
This is the time of year that I usually start dreaming of Spring. It has been another weird winter in Minnesota (at least my part) with very little snow so far. But still, the cold has worn me down, and I am starting to daydream. Let's haiku about those dreams of Spring! Here, I will go first:
That first brave flower
A flash of colors emerge
Brave vanguard of hope.
Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable pattern and have some fun!
When someone or a group does one thing noisily and another thing quietly, it is often the quiet thing that is most significant and dangerous.
This week, we have seen a lot of noise-- most recently, President Trump saying that the US is going to occupy and rebuild Gaza after displacing the Palestinians who live there. It was an outrageous suggestion, and people reacted with, well, outrage. It seems highly unlikely that Trump would get the buy-in from Congress and the military to do such a thing, given the recent failed effort simply to install a dock there.
That was the loud part.
The quiet part has been the actions of private citizen Elon Musk and his band of 20-somethings going to federal agencies and accessing their computer systems-- especially those that handle finances and payments.
When the history of all this is written, I suspect the Gaza idea is going to be remembered-- if it is remembered at all-- as noise and bluster. It is the quiet part that may be the historic turning point towards a real threat to our democracy-- the control of our nation's money flow by a private citizen.
But I could be wrong. Or, worse, I could be right.