Friday, October 03, 2014
Haiku Friday: Bears!
This map from the Minneapolis Star-Tribune, showing the location of bear attacks in Minnesota, gave me the idea that we haiku about bears this week. We'll construe the topic broadly: You can discuss Polar bears, Koala bears, Baylor bears, whatever!
Here, I'll go first:
I think bears' real names
Are things like "Ggrrrffsss"
Things a bear can say!
Now, you go! Have some fun, and have the first line be about 5 syllables for the first line, 7 for the second, and 5 for the third...
Oh, and don't forget pandas!
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MARGE GETS LUCKY
Plump derriere poised
Over steaming earth,she saw
The bear coming,raised
Her gun,still squatting,
She shot true and fast,heartbeat
Rabbity. Bearfall.
Plump derriere poised
Over steaming earth,she saw
The bear coming,raised
Her gun,still squatting,
She shot true and fast,heartbeat
Rabbity. Bearfall.
# posted by 
: 10:43 AM
: 10:43 AM
Looks like bears have been in the news a lot lately. Here are the headlines--
Congressional "fix"
For Secret Service problem:
Bears on the North Lawn?
Some like it hot, some
Like it cold, but all bears like
Goldilocks porridge.
With rise of ISIS,
Bears no longer top threat to
Domestic safety.
Bears go to Texas,
Win football game by fifty,
Best mascot by more.
Murderous panda
Walks into a restaurant
Then eats chutes and leaves.
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Congressional "fix"
For Secret Service problem:
Bears on the North Lawn?
Some like it hot, some
Like it cold, but all bears like
Goldilocks porridge.
With rise of ISIS,
Bears no longer top threat to
Domestic safety.
Bears go to Texas,
Win football game by fifty,
Best mascot by more.
Murderous panda
Walks into a restaurant
Then eats chutes and leaves.
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