Wednesday, March 30, 2011

 

Graduation dreams


Last night, I had a dream that I was in the audience at a graduation ceremony. As it began, I remembered that I was supposed to give the commencement address, ran up to the front, and started talking about womens' basketball. The speech included me shooting free throws.

Last Spring, I got the opportunity to give two graduation addresses on the same day-- at a grade school and then at a high school-- and didn't do anything like that, fortunately.

So, Razorites-- what is the worst possible topic for a graduation address?

# posted by Mark Osler @ 10:20 AM
Comments:
I would avoid talking about the economy to anyone entering it right now!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:47 AM
 
The graduates' abysmal job prospects.
# posted by Anonymous Ang : 10:47 AM
 
Jinx, Anonymous! ;)
# posted by Anonymous Ang : 10:47 AM
 
I'll bet I know why your dream included both a disaster and womens basketball...
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:59 AM
 
Battling depression after you fall short of your goals.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:01 PM
 
Sunscreen.
# posted by Blogger diadelkendall : 12:48 PM
 
Finding a collection of pictures of your significant other throwing up while a mysterious hand holds back her hair.
# posted by Anonymous GBR : 12:50 PM
 
Irritable bowel syndrome: cause and effects.
# posted by Blogger Michael : 9:43 AM
 
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