Tuesday, July 01, 2025
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present... Wisconsin
Above is a map of America's drunkest counties, and you can't help but notice that it is basically a map of Wisconsin. Being in Minnesota, there is a tendency by people here to consider Wisconsin to be that one drunk neighbor who is pretty loud and when you invite him over he always brings beer, all of which he drinks himself.
And then, after he tells you about his weird politics, he goes on and on about the "Packers" and almost dares you to say something about the Vikings. I usually shrug and say that I am a Lions fan, which confuses them. (Wisconsinites are often that way, it seems).
