Friday, February 26, 2010
Aggie Haiku Friday
Having won the ball game against them this week, I continue to have fond feelings for the Aggies. So, let's borrow from last week, and I will just give you the last line, and you make the rest of the haiku.
This week's last line is "Went to A & M."
Here is mine:
Dallas ADA
Spoke so well in class; who knew?
Went to A & M.
Now it is your turn... Horns, Frogs, Bears, Cougars, and anyone else is welcome to join in...
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In a perfect world
Happy R R L would have
Went to A&M
Instead we get an
Angry Bear, If only he
Went to A&M
Lane is also sad
He saw campus and wished he
Went to A&M
They don't agree lots
But they both now wish they had
went to A&M
Happy R R L would have
Went to A&M
Instead we get an
Angry Bear, If only he
Went to A&M
Lane is also sad
He saw campus and wished he
Went to A&M
They don't agree lots
But they both now wish they had
went to A&M
# posted by 
: 8:53 AM
: 8:53 AM
Guy thought Roe v. Wade...
ways to cross Rio Grande. He
went to A&M.
Boys playing dressup.
Fake Army on patrol. They
went to A&M.
Male cheerleaders. White
jumpsuits and lots of humping.
Went to A&M.
Dead dogs outside the
stadium, sacred grass field.
Went to A&M.
Corps turd taking aim
at SMU cheerleader.
Went to A&M.
Uncover. Squeeze. Hump
it. Bedazzled overalls.
Went to A&M.
Brian Davis and
his mutant like forehead. He
went to A&M.
ways to cross Rio Grande. He
went to A&M.
Boys playing dressup.
Fake Army on patrol. They
went to A&M.
Male cheerleaders. White
jumpsuits and lots of humping.
Went to A&M.
Dead dogs outside the
stadium, sacred grass field.
Went to A&M.
Corps turd taking aim
at SMU cheerleader.
Went to A&M.
Uncover. Squeeze. Hump
it. Bedazzled overalls.
Went to A&M.
Brian Davis and
his mutant like forehead. He
went to A&M.
# posted by : 10:16 AM
: 10:16 AM 
My mom, a Longhorn.
But, to obtain PhD,
Went to A & M.
My dad, a preacher.
But, to win souls and start church,
Went to A & M.
My brother, a geek.
But, Naut. Archeology (major),
Went to A & M.
Me, a Longhorn/Bear,
But, for my first job (so great),
Went to A & M.
But, to obtain PhD,
Went to A & M.
My dad, a preacher.
But, to win souls and start church,
Went to A & M.
My brother, a geek.
But, Naut. Archeology (major),
Went to A & M.
Me, a Longhorn/Bear,
But, for my first job (so great),
Went to A & M.
RRL you are killing me today, dead dogs and sacred grass!!! People wonder where a certain shade of my personality comes from, it is from being raised in College Station among them.
You couldn't invent the Aggies.
You couldn't invent the Aggies.
Their Dad- an Aggie
Two boys, one girl from my town
Went to A & M
If not VMI
Rowdy Virginians would have
Went to A & M
Two boys, one girl from my town
Went to A & M
If not VMI
Rowdy Virginians would have
Went to A & M
Uh... in the interests of standard English, I will also allow the final line of
"Gone to A & M"
where appropriate (ie, IPLG's last verse)
"Gone to A & M"
where appropriate (ie, IPLG's last verse)
There was a cheerleader named Rick
Whose mind was always quite sick
He was known to weep
When rebuffed by sheep
If only they weren't so quick.
(Also, RRL has displayed true mastery of the highest forms of the poetic art, the haiku and the Aggie joke, and so I must but humbly bow before his talent. Well played, RRL. Well played.)
Whose mind was always quite sick
He was known to weep
When rebuffed by sheep
If only they weren't so quick.
(Also, RRL has displayed true mastery of the highest forms of the poetic art, the haiku and the Aggie joke, and so I must but humbly bow before his talent. Well played, RRL. Well played.)
Thanks Lane, our dislike of
A&M bonds us together, like
a worker's collective.
One more, a little blue:
Why did Aggie cross
road? D*ck was stuck in chicken.
Went to A&M.
RRL
A&M bonds us together, like
a worker's collective.
One more, a little blue:
Why did Aggie cross
road? D*ck was stuck in chicken.
Went to A&M.
RRL
# posted by : 7:02 PM
: 7:02 PM
Girl named Sweety Shah
Vegetarian, told me
She'd found A & M
"What will you eat?" I
Said (she was my student); she
Said they had veg food . . .
Her Facebook page (four years later)
Indians in Aggie sun;
Went to A & M.
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Vegetarian, told me
She'd found A & M
"What will you eat?" I
Said (she was my student); she
Said they had veg food . . .
Her Facebook page (four years later)
Indians in Aggie sun;
Went to A & M.
# posted by : 8:39 PM
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