Monday, May 19, 2008

 

Who can borrow my flamethrower? (Pt. 2)


People who can borrow my flamethrower:

Amanda Sturgill
Mrs. CL
The Dadaist
Prof. Wren
Spanish Medievalist
Swissgirl
Shoji Tabuchi
Stokes
Nathan the Law Student
_B_
Ninja Coco
GED3 (only for purposes of helping boy scouts get their Flamethrower merit badge)
Craig
Bob Darden
Micah
Clark
DiaDelKendall's 4-year-old
Yee (but you can't have my Panda)

People who cannot borrow my flamethrower:

Dan Buck
Prof. Wren's Wookie
TradelawGuy
Tyd
Wedgehead (pictured below)
Marty Turco
Lane
Chad
Matt
Prof. Fusilier
iharrypotter
Mr. Lego
Tom
Pop
RRL
IPLawGuy (linked video actually features IPLawGuy!)

Wondering if I would trust YOU with a flamethrower? Just ask in the comments section, and I will add you to one list or the other!


# posted by Mark Osler @ 4:57 PM
Comments:
Would you trust me after my infamous streak as the Mystery Guest Blogger?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 5:12 PM
 
I am pretty sure I already know the answer to this. With my mediation coming up July 7, I doubt That would be the best thing for me to be around.
# posted by Blogger tydwbleach : 5:17 PM
 
Would you trust me with a flamethrower?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 5:37 PM
 
You previously gave me permission, and I'd like to continue to be able to borrow your flamethrower.
# posted by Blogger _B_ : 5:39 PM
 
I wouldn't trust myself with one (so many pages of homework to burn, and so little time!), so I would hope you wouldn't either.
# posted by Blogger No one : 6:00 PM
 
on second thought I would like to borrow it. Again.
# posted by Blogger tydwbleach : 7:38 PM
 
Updated!

Who else wants to borrow a flamethrower?
# posted by Blogger Mark Osler : 8:06 PM
 
A flamethrower would be an awesome addition to my ninja arsenal.

--Coco
# posted by Blogger Coco : 8:11 PM
 
What about me?

Ice Bat
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:34 PM
 
I would like to borrow you flamethower.

I have some work built up that requires a speedy disposition, and frankly, I've never been big on subtlety.
# posted by Blogger ged3 : 10:58 PM
 
How about me?
# posted by Blogger Craig : 11:03 PM
 
Using a flamethrower is much like using the spray gun at a carwash, right?

Maybe I could wield both simultaneously?
# posted by Blogger Chad : 11:22 PM
 
Must. Borrow. Flamethrower.


Love,
Matt
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:06 AM
 
The Medievalist just wants to borrow it for a few minutes...
# posted by Blogger The Medievalist : 1:21 AM
 
Moi, peut-etre?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:47 AM
 
Come on ol' buddy, lend me the flamethrower and I'll let you put your hand on my leg for as long as you want!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:48 AM
 
Matt--

Somehow, you just seemed to eager to have a flamethrower, which worries me.
# posted by Blogger Mark Osler : 9:35 AM
 
You let a Panda have your flamethrower, but not Matt? That's just wrong. Panda's hate Americans. They can't stand our freedoms.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:00 AM
 
Is Wedgehead doing something inappropriate with his "hand" in that photo?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:25 AM
 
I may need to borrow that flamethrower sometime.
# posted by Blogger Tom : 10:33 AM
 
I'll borrow your flamethrower for the purpose of excluding others from doing any damage.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:33 AM
 
Can my 4-yr. old borrow it? It has to be more sanitary than the spit fight she got into last week.
# posted by Blogger diadelkendall : 10:54 AM
 
Now what is the reasoning for not allowing me to borrow the flamethrower? You have already disclosed my superpowers. The flamethrower would just top it off! I really think you should reconsider.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:31 PM
 
I would like to borrow your flamethrower, if for no other reason than so I can get GED3 back for using it to burn down my house. I need revenge!!!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:28 PM
 
Oh Honorable Oslersan - I would like to borrow your flamethrower for a most excellent addition to my Super A+ show extravaganza in wonderful Branson, MO. I see flames shooting from my violin as Hello Kitty dances in the aisles.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:40 PM
 
Right now I'm feeling pretty calm, but I can envision wanting the flamethrower to use when my uptight Swiss neighbors downstairs start trying to restrict my laundry usage, or my grilling on the balcony, even more.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:45 PM
 
Ok - if you are going to let Stokes borrow the flamethrower then I've got to qualify. If anything, I'll need it to defend myself from Stokes.....
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:33 PM
 
Um, where do you keep your flamethrower? The shed out back, by the lawnmower?

Just asking?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:58 PM
 
Does the panda come with the flamethrower? Can I borrow both?
# posted by Blogger Yee : 3:59 PM
 
Prof. Property--

You can't borrow the flamethrower simply because you don't need it with all those other powers. Plus, last time you returned it all covered with side-tabs and notations...
# posted by Blogger Mark Osler : 5:42 PM
 
Pleeeeeze can I borrow your flame thrower? I need to burn some offensive baby names. Not the babies. Just the names. I swear.
# posted by Blogger The Dada Drummer : 8:20 PM
 
Thanks for the link to Clark Bars!

cd
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:28 PM
 
So-- You'll let a four-year-old, a sixth grader, a panda bear, and Gordon use the flamethrower, but not Pop? That's just not right. She's spunky!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:31 PM
 
I just thought it would work splendidly as my new car security system.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDrzMGdYWZc&feature=related

Love,
Matt
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:53 AM
 
I used to have flamethrower priviledges. Have I done something to violate the circle of trust?

Mrs. CL
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:51 AM
 
Dear Professor Osler:

This is Stokes writing to say I just incinerated Pop. Thanks for not letting her borrow the flamethrower!!!!

Sincerely, the now only "new" associate,
Stokes.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:40 AM
 
Flamethrower, you say?

I've got rehearsals for a play I'm directing this summer. If I see a script onstage after "off book" date well... I can only imagine the fun that would be!!
# posted by Blogger DAN BUCK : 11:13 AM
 
If I promise to not let the kids play with it, how about me?
# posted by Blogger Amanda Sturgill : 2:47 PM
 
I can't believe I didn't make this year's flame thrower trustworthies list. Oh well, back to work.
# posted by Blogger Ginger Hunter : 10:06 PM
 
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