Friday, December 01, 2006
Hey Everybody! C'Mon! It's Haiku Friday!
It's the most wonderful time of the week: Haiku Friday! Remember, the recipe is 5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables. And, you bloggers, feel free to cross-blog-- slap your haiku here as well as in your own space. The prize is yet another copy of the musical stylings of William Hung and others for the holidays.
Here is mine:
I lost in foosball
To this hairy Contracts guy
With a wicked spin.
Bang! The ball is gone
Now I'm looking around, stuck
In a Bramblebush.
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In English:
A foosball haiku,
I have lost all my quarters,
Crying in my beer.
In Spanish:
Un fúsbol haiku,
No me quedan monedas,
Lloro cerveza.
A foosball haiku,
I have lost all my quarters,
Crying in my beer.
In Spanish:
Un fúsbol haiku,
No me quedan monedas,
Lloro cerveza.
# posted by 
: 1:51 AM
: 1:51 AM
AAAAH the Bramblebush! The Bramblebush!
That has now completely shattered my haiku-mojo, it's going to be awhile until I can get it back.
That has now completely shattered my haiku-mojo, it's going to be awhile until I can get it back.
# posted by : 9:16 AM
: 9:16 AM
Last night was scary
Things observed near a friend's house
Waco: home sweet home
Neighbors dealing speed
To guys in a "pimped" Crown Vic
Osler's next clients?
As I left for home
By chance I saw the buyer
And barked a tough "Yo!"
He looked away quick
Stepping faster towards the stairs
Pants "sag" around knees
Clutching his treasure
He ambled down the staircase
Headlights were still on
I called my friend back
"Who the hell are your neighbors?"
"I have no idea...
"...but they were cleaning
Their entire house yesterday
With ammonia."
We know what that means
Recipes learned in Crim. Prac.
Stokes would be so proud
Things observed near a friend's house
Waco: home sweet home
Neighbors dealing speed
To guys in a "pimped" Crown Vic
Osler's next clients?
As I left for home
By chance I saw the buyer
And barked a tough "Yo!"
He looked away quick
Stepping faster towards the stairs
Pants "sag" around knees
Clutching his treasure
He ambled down the staircase
Headlights were still on
I called my friend back
"Who the hell are your neighbors?"
"I have no idea...
"...but they were cleaning
Their entire house yesterday
With ammonia."
We know what that means
Recipes learned in Crim. Prac.
Stokes would be so proud
# posted by : 9:53 AM
: 9:53 AM
Okay, I'm better now.
December birthday
Always lumped in with Christmas
Very poor timing.
U-grads start finals
Between semesters: a month
Those lucky bastards.
But, more parking now
And fewer crazy drivers
At least in theory.
December birthday
Always lumped in with Christmas
Very poor timing.
U-grads start finals
Between semesters: a month
Those lucky bastards.
But, more parking now
And fewer crazy drivers
At least in theory.
# posted by : 10:00 AM
: 10:00 AM
Careful, don’t offend.
No one fails, just try real hard.
And don’t use red pen.
The judge and your boss,
clicker training they will use,
And I've got this bridge ....
No one fails, just try real hard.
And don’t use red pen.
The judge and your boss,
clicker training they will use,
And I've got this bridge ....
# posted by : 10:31 AM
: 10:31 AM
This week I've decided to combine two of my passions: haiku and celebrity gossip. Just like on Iron Chef, prepare for an explosion of lack of taste!
Dakota Fanning.
Her eyes and braces scare me.
Child of the corn.
L. Lo. cannot write.
P.R. man blames Blackberry.
Poor Robert Altman.
Yeah Tony Parker!
But will you make Eva a
Desperate Housewife?
Hilary Duff dumped.
Joel Madden – Hello? McFly!
Hilary, call me.
Damn drunken midget.
Screwing up day time talk shows.
Oh! Tis Devito.
Dakota Fanning.
Her eyes and braces scare me.
Child of the corn.
L. Lo. cannot write.
P.R. man blames Blackberry.
Poor Robert Altman.
Yeah Tony Parker!
But will you make Eva a
Desperate Housewife?
Hilary Duff dumped.
Joel Madden – Hello? McFly!
Hilary, call me.
Damn drunken midget.
Screwing up day time talk shows.
Oh! Tis Devito.
# posted by : 10:53 AM
: 10:53 AM
Poets be on guard!
Holidays Hung - scary sounds
I have that CD
DC needs a freeze
To kill flowers and blossoms
Allergies are bad
Holidays Hung - scary sounds
I have that CD
DC needs a freeze
To kill flowers and blossoms
Allergies are bad
# posted by : 10:59 AM
: 10:59 AM
Peaches and the Herms.
There will be some nudity.
On my part or hers?
I figured it out!
Lindly, Lindley, tomato...
Butchered it, Grandpa.
Say, Oh my good-nis!
What, What the junk, what the junk?
Said, Oh my gooood-nis.
Were I more Catholic,
Running the Pope's P.R. move:
I would Turk-gasm.
There will be some nudity.
On my part or hers?
I figured it out!
Lindly, Lindley, tomato...
Butchered it, Grandpa.
Say, Oh my good-nis!
What, What the junk, what the junk?
Said, Oh my gooood-nis.
Were I more Catholic,
Running the Pope's P.R. move:
I would Turk-gasm.
I hate my new job.
Have only worked there four hours.
Nerds with binary clocks.
How will I survive?
Risk Management not that fun.
Cannot stay awake.
See how this week goes.
Will try to make it more fun.
If that's possible.
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Have only worked there four hours.
Nerds with binary clocks.
How will I survive?
Risk Management not that fun.
Cannot stay awake.
See how this week goes.
Will try to make it more fun.
If that's possible.
# posted by : 3:06 AM
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