Friday, December 22, 2006
Hello, Holiday Haiku Friday!
It's a great day for Haiku! Enter yours below-- 5 syllables, 7 syllables, then 5 for the last line.
Here is mine:
Road salt truck driver
You shoot rocks at my auto
From three feet away!
You kind of have to leave Texas to understand that one...
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Sleep, eat, prep PC
My plan for the holidays
Whee! Sounds exciting
Will be there two days
'Fore mother starts to complain
Bad music, bad taste
Bad movies, bad shows
Bad for walking into bars
Even if no booze
Now "Not good Christian"
So my behavior makes me
"Backslidden Baptist"
So Merry Christmas
But not from me, a heathen
Get me out of here!
My plan for the holidays
Whee! Sounds exciting
Will be there two days
'Fore mother starts to complain
Bad music, bad taste
Bad movies, bad shows
Bad for walking into bars
Even if no booze
Now "Not good Christian"
So my behavior makes me
"Backslidden Baptist"
So Merry Christmas
But not from me, a heathen
Get me out of here!
# posted by 
: 10:04 AM
: 10:04 AM 
Shenanigans in
Voir Dire. My persona hates
Native Alaskans.
I wish I was a
Koala – sleep for nineteen
Hours, eat for five.
Voir Dire. My persona hates
Native Alaskans.
I wish I was a
Koala – sleep for nineteen
Hours, eat for five.
# posted by : 12:08 PM
: 12:08 PM
Often so stormy
She is peace and beauty now
My little girl sleeps
Merry Christmas from Minnesota
She is peace and beauty now
My little girl sleeps
Merry Christmas from Minnesota
# posted by : 7:27 PM
: 7:27 PM
The christmas tree tilts
pine needles fall to the floor
why a tree indoors?
Kids' paper snowflakes
glitter and felt ornaments
Dogs pooping tinsel.
Dollar store paper
Martha Stewart disapproves
but it feel like home.
She counts the boxes
She thinks her brother got more
can't teach gratitude
A Christmas prayer
truly thankful for these brats
and this crooked tree.
Merry Christmas from Killeen
pine needles fall to the floor
why a tree indoors?
Kids' paper snowflakes
glitter and felt ornaments
Dogs pooping tinsel.
Dollar store paper
Martha Stewart disapproves
but it feel like home.
She counts the boxes
She thinks her brother got more
can't teach gratitude
A Christmas prayer
truly thankful for these brats
and this crooked tree.
Merry Christmas from Killeen
# posted by : 10:03 PM
: 10:03 PM
Two balls in window
What's that picture of, Osler?
Big red testicles!
Last week I was short
One syllable--shouldn't write
When I'm really drunk.
At home with my folks
I feel like a kid again
Must run away now!
It's really warm here.
Where is Christmas? Puff'lump bear?
I wish it would snow.
Javelinas rule!
Bobblehead Jesus in snow
Ode to LinuxBear :o)
Death to meatball hoy
Letterman and football kill
Tree topper today
What's that picture of, Osler?
Big red testicles!
Last week I was short
One syllable--shouldn't write
When I'm really drunk.
At home with my folks
I feel like a kid again
Must run away now!
It's really warm here.
Where is Christmas? Puff'lump bear?
I wish it would snow.
Javelinas rule!
Bobblehead Jesus in snow
Ode to LinuxBear :o)
Death to meatball hoy
Letterman and football kill
Tree topper today
Here in Oregon
Happy that I'm home and safe
Not lost in the snow
Osler's blog so weird
War of the anonymous
Law School not for me
House a mess, sick kid,
No Norman Rockwell here but
Happy Family!
From Texas to Mich.
I wish you nutty lawyers
Happy Holidays!
Happy that I'm home and safe
Not lost in the snow
Osler's blog so weird
War of the anonymous
Law School not for me
House a mess, sick kid,
No Norman Rockwell here but
Happy Family!
From Texas to Mich.
I wish you nutty lawyers
Happy Holidays!
# posted by : 12:32 PM
: 12:32 PM
HERE IS MY VOTE FOR THE WINNER!!!!
Kids' paper snowflakes
glitter and felt ornaments
Dogs pooping tinsel.
I cannot tell you how many times this happened at my house. Why do dogs LOVE Christmas trees etc???
Kids' paper snowflakes
glitter and felt ornaments
Dogs pooping tinsel.
I cannot tell you how many times this happened at my house. Why do dogs LOVE Christmas trees etc???
# posted by : 4:26 PM
: 4:26 PM
It's late but here it is:
Sunrise on Dallas,
Flying a orange skyline,
American eagle.
Up at 4 a.m.
Flying into the dark night,
starry, starry, sky.
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Sunrise on Dallas,
Flying a orange skyline,
American eagle.
Up at 4 a.m.
Flying into the dark night,
starry, starry, sky.
# posted by : 4:40 PM
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