Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Everybody Run! Osler's Got a Gun!
The report by the prof. in Juvenile Justice that I was running into the law school with a gun today was incorrect. It wasn't a real gun. The puppies are safe.
But it must have been quite an interesting moment in class.
UPDATE: As homecoming queen, I am fairly sure that Prof. Miller did NOT have a gun.
But it must have been quite an interesting moment in class.
UPDATE: As homecoming queen, I am fairly sure that Prof. Miller did NOT have a gun.
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I knew it wasn't a gun, and that everybody did NOT need to run, as you were not the Homecoming Queen. But maybe that explains why you wanted your colleague in the Baylor parade to be a Homecoming Queen. Ask her if she did it for Johnny.
Well, after he said you had a gun he added that it looked like it was wooden, so I figured we were safe. But it is Texas...and I knew you did have those puppies eating parfaits and Milkduds in your office...
The puppies claim actual innocence, so their procedural default is excused. See generally House v. Bell, 547 U.S. ___ (2006).
Believe me, Mr. Anonymous Case Citer Guy, these puppies are not "innocent," if there is such a thing as urine-related crime. I'm going to have to have the untenured faculty come in to clean this up.
They ate about 9 pounds of milk duds and now I am giving them Gummi Worms, even though the box says they are a "mild laxative."
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They ate about 9 pounds of milk duds and now I am giving them Gummi Worms, even though the box says they are a "mild laxative."
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