Wednesday, October 25, 2006

 

Everybody Run! Osler's Got a Gun!

The report by the prof. in Juvenile Justice that I was running into the law school with a gun today was incorrect. It wasn't a real gun. The puppies are safe.

But it must have been quite an interesting moment in class.

UPDATE: As homecoming queen, I am fairly sure that Prof. Miller did NOT have a gun.

Comments:
I knew it wasn't a gun, and that everybody did NOT need to run, as you were not the Homecoming Queen. But maybe that explains why you wanted your colleague in the Baylor parade to be a Homecoming Queen. Ask her if she did it for Johnny.
 
Well, after he said you had a gun he added that it looked like it was wooden, so I figured we were safe. But it is Texas...and I knew you did have those puppies eating parfaits and Milkduds in your office...
 
The puppies have filed a petition for a writ of habeas corpus.
 
The puppies claim actual innocence, so their procedural default is excused. See generally House v. Bell, 547 U.S. ___ (2006).
 
Believe me, Mr. Anonymous Case Citer Guy, these puppies are not "innocent," if there is such a thing as urine-related crime. I'm going to have to have the untenured faculty come in to clean this up.

They ate about 9 pounds of milk duds and now I am giving them Gummi Worms, even though the box says they are a "mild laxative."
 
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