Monday, June 08, 2026
Haiku on Fake History
There was some good work last week! I thought the opportunity to create fake history would generate more submissions, but what we had was great.
There was this anonymous entry:
Franklin Roosevelt
Wheelchair’s his secret weapon
Flies and shoots lasers!
Wheelchair’s his secret weapon
Flies and shoots lasers!
And a good one from Jill Scoggins:
A. Lincoln, Vampire
Hunter: Abe slays undead. Prez
as action hero!
Hunter: Abe slays undead. Prez
as action hero!
And another anonymous poem:
Ulysses S. Grant
His horse was the strategist!
Equine battle plans.
His horse was the strategist!
Equine battle plans.
And finally, CraigA!"
Trump: it is all fake.
Lie after lie after lie,
No regard for truth.
Lie after lie after lie,
No regard for truth.
