Friday, December 19, 2025

 

Haiku Friday: Venting

 


This month can be stressful, and there is a lot upsetting people these days: politics, Notre Dame not making the football playoffs, a lack of snow in the West, etc. etc. etc. So let's get some venting done before the heart of the Christmas season is here and then turn towards our better angels. Here, I will go first:

It rained just so
It could freeze beneath the snow
Now, cars go skating.

Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable pattern and have some fun!

Comments:
My blood is boiling
The Trump Kennedy Center?!?!?
Break his auto-pen
 
Stop the mass shootings!!
Now is time for peace on earth
We all want to live
 
My final exams --
RIDICULOUS EXCUSES!
What is wrong with them????
 
Climate change Christmas:
Forecast for the twenty-fifth is
Sixty degrees … Grrrrr.

No Christmas sweaters,
no cold, no snow, no pond ice
no fire in fireplace!

 
Ooh an early “airing of grievances”! Yes, please!

I sit through a half
hour of ads, previews. There
oughta be a law!

Please don’t explain your
diet choices when you see
no meat on my plate.

We’re seeing wacky
weather changes everywhere.
But sure, it’s a hoax.

You don’t vaccinate
yourself, so my mom gets sick.
Thanks, you’re a giver.



 
Dang! Lost my wallet
thanks to those puny pockets
in women’s blue jeans.
 
Not as lovely as
A clementine but orange
Passions: war, hate,self
 
A fire will not burn
Unless set up with venting
Oxygen is key
 
The risk of a fire
In the kitchen can be high
If stove does not vent
 
In the winter months
My dryer vent puts out steam
from side of the house
 
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