Osler's Razor

Yeah, yeah …. The Colgate men are second in the ECAC behind Quinnipiac. Colgate is getting votes in the national poll but has yet to break through. Clearly the men’s pollsters are being bought off with a steady supply of Axe Man IPA. What … a smooth Genesee Cream Ale is not good enough for them?

Let’s not forget the women. They can skate circles around us Mark. Cornell is #4, Colgate is #5, St. Lawrence is #7, Clarkson is #8, and Quinnipiac is #10. Schools from Russia are in the top three spots. And clearly the women’s pollsters are sipping too much Russian Vodka in their fishing shanties.

 

Wait, you're referring to the Big Ten (Wisconsin, Ohio State, Minnesota) as... "Russia?!?" Hmmmph. You had me at "Colgate is behind Quinnipiac," given that I hadn't ever heard of Quinnipiac College until AFTER I lived in the New Haven area (home of Quinnipiac) for three years!