Friday, January 17, 2025

 

Haiku Friday: Good-bye, Joe Biden

 


On Monday, we will have a new old president, and Joe Biden will officially be de-inaugurated (which is the ceremony where he turns in his keys and laptop and then departs Washington in a hot air balloon). Biden leaves with the worst approval numbers of his entire tenure, and I'm not sure why that is, exactly. So let's haiku about him this week. Here, I will go first:

Clemency waited
Until the very last month
But then... I'll take it!

Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable count and have some fun!



Comments:
But before he leaves
A long awaited gift for you
Drug commutations

(They heard you)
 
You need to wake up!
Your work finally paid off!
Commutation Day!!!!
 
Ukraine, investment
But GOP brought their guns
Biden had knife
 
A decent man, a
true public servant but one
term woulda been best

Like LBJ, he’ll
be known for great success and
great failure. Mixed bag.

His rep will only
grow with time. History will
be kinder than peers.

 
Biden had a knife
 
A wife, daughter—dead,
Cancered son, one addicted—
American pain.
 
Little boy stutters
But works real hard—President,
Bullies don’t forget.
 
We curse infrastructure
But enjoy jobs,applaud Peace,
Old man suffers,tears.
 
Discriminate Age
 
Discriminate Age—
The Dems pick wrong issues :
Me and Mine triumphs
 
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