Monday, February 26, 2024

 

Fad poems

 You guys! I thought it would be a rough week given the topic of "fad diets," but you all really came through! 

The Medievalist is on the same diet I am, apparently:

Taquitos and gin,
Steak, lobster and cold white wine,
Rocky road ice cream.

IPLawGuy had one that didn't work:

Osler diet plan
More "breadolin" did not work
Sticking to ice cream.

One that did then didn't:

Did Ideal Protein
No carbs, no fat, lost fifty
Not sustainable

And one that did!

Fad Diet? Not me!
"RAD DIET" at Canale's
A Roanoke Grill

Anonymous followed my lead:

Follow the five rules.
ALWAYS choose the hard option
75 Hard.

While Amy Garrou doesn't buy it:

Diets lost on me!
I hate authority, so
Clothes too tight? Eat less.

And Jill Scoggins bats clean-up!:

Flexitarian,
Mediterranean, DASH,
MIND, Volumetrics

Said to be the best
But really it comes to this:
Eat less and move more.



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