Osler's Razor: Yes... I do eat fast food

Tuesday, April 18, 2023

Yes... I do eat fast food

Not often, but I do eat fast food. As a kid, my favorite was the long-lost Red Barn, where you could get fried chicken in a cardboard barn. These days, here are my favorites, in order of quality:

1. Culver's

2. In N' Out Burer

3. Chipotle

4. LeeAnn Chin's

5. Burger King

6. McDonald's

7. Taco Bell

....

97. Popeye's

Some of these are regional, of course-- you only find LeeAnn Chin around Minneapolis, and Culver's is a Midwestern chain, while In N' Out is found mostly in California and Texas.

And I know some people love Popeye's, but I'm not in the club. It seems greasy and weird to me, and their fries are like those hot-dog fingers in Everything Everywhere All At Once (which totally creeped me out).

Do you agree with my list?

# posted by Mark Osler @ 1:00 AM