Friday, August 19, 2022

 

Haiku Friday: Unreliable Cars

 

 
 
 
We've all had one: that car that left us in the lurch.  The one where the bumper fell off, or the transmission dropped at the worst possible time. Let's haiku about those lemons!

I'm looking forward to this one. Here, I will go first:


They say that Fiat
Means "Fix it again Tony!"
Mostly door handles.

Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable pattern and have some fun!



Comments:
Family all in
the VW camper
kids soon were asleep

Weekend excursion
our destination unknown
we drove until dark

We woke someplace else
Ohio, Pennsylvania
or Indiana

Our van got us there
but was unreliable
never gave a hoot

When the engines blew,
and the brakes failed far from home
We'd buy another


 
Beautiful Audi
Convertible top got stuck
over and over
 
First car: Ford Pinto.
Hit from behind but without
explosion. God's mercy.
 
Blew a head gasket
Cosby's dad, car dealer, trades
for grandma's old car
 
Summer in the south
But the AC ain’t working.
We arrive sweaty.

(Desiree)
 
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