Friday, April 17, 2020

 

Haiku Friday: Zombie apocalypse


There is so much these days that just seems like it is out of a movie-- usually a horror movie or some kind of dystopian fantasy. I walk around downtown Minneapolis and it is so quiet you expect to see a tumbleweed blow past, or a wolf trot by. Which might happen soon.

The picture above isn't from a zombie movie; it's from a protest in Ohio against government restrictions intended to limit the spread of COVID-19. But zombie movie and reality seem to be getting closer each day.

So, let's haiku about that whole mess today. Here, I will go first:

Crazy white people
Screaming at a tall building
Now appearing here!

Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable pattern and have some fun!

Comments:
Let them see themselves.
What is happening to them?
Need to meditate.......

[#2 version, replace 'see', 'them' & 'meditate' with 'ask', 'me', 'medicate']
 
Cooped up too long
Something's going to blow up
Hats will pop right off.
 
I had another one...
 
I don't have a link to the photo at the moment, but coyotes have been strolling around downtown Chicago. Wolves would really be cool, though.
 
Free Minnesota!
Says Trump even though the Land
Of Lakes is free.
 
This one is easy.
Those crazy ass idiots
Are $%@ing morons.
 
Mark said a limerick, the tipsy cousin of haiku, was okay.

The status quo ante the virus
The mob thought clearly desirous,
But their braying and coughing
Sent virus drops sloughing,
And marked a few there expirous.

 
When some of them die
The propaganda will be
They chose martyrdom.
 
Two more limericks:

The siege of virus corona
Is leaving us feeling alona,
Keep your distance, however,
Whatever the weather,
Or you’ll be on your own in a coma.

This act of titanic stupidity
Will only increase our morbidity,
While Lewis does blather
And causes a lather,
It’s a dangerous act of quiddity.


 
The guy in the mask...
Did he not quite understand?
That is the wrong kind.
 
OK, another one......(had to write in full my "#2", from above)

Let them ask themselves,
What is happening to me?
Need to medicate!
 
Post a Comment



<< Home

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?

#