Friday, August 09, 2019

 

Haiku Friday: car advice


So, my old car (pictured above) is pretty much dead after ten years and 140,000 miles. The air conditioning went out, so I took it in and the mechanics report is pretty horrifying. Some key components have "melted" and the axles are worn out[!] among other scary issues.

So what car should I get? Please give me ideas... in haiku! Here, I will go first:

Poor dying Trabant
You did your best, um, mostly
Better than Yugo!

Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable pattern, and have some fun!


# posted by Mark Osler @ 12:00 AM
Comments:
Your old friend Larry
Would say to get a Beemer
Germans know their cars.
# posted by Blogger Andrew : 9:52 AM
 
Larry the fuzzhead?
He does have good cars, I guess.
Maybe a used one.
# posted by Blogger Mark Osler : 11:31 AM
 
A used one is a
Smaller secured transaction.
So Larry taught me.

# posted by Blogger Andrew : 12:08 PM
 
Do you want cuteness?
Or do you want horsepower?
Mini Cooper's both!

# posted by Anonymous Amy Garrou : 3:07 PM
 
Good cars get you there.
Great cars move your body, soul.
But it will cost ya!
# posted by Blogger Gavin : 1:02 PM
 
Plymouth, Mercury
Oldsmobile or Pontiac
Not any of these
# posted by Blogger IPLawguy : 8:37 PM
 
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