Friday, February 08, 2019

 

Haiku Friday: Trump-related individuals


Love them or hate them, you have to admit that the people who work or have worked in the Trump administration are certainly memorable! No boring bunch of academic geezers, these folks (well, except Alan Dershowitz, who is an academic geezer).

This Chris Christie endorsement was found hanging prominently at "Sal's by Victor" restaurant in a strip mall in Williamsburg, Virginia. Whatever you think of Chris Christie, you have to admit that the guy has probably seen his fair share of restaurants, so I'll always give his bump for a joint some serious consideration.

So let's haiku about that eccentric cast of characters this week. Here, I will go first:

A. Scaramucci
Your ten days were just epic
So Mooch, please come back!

Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable pattern and have some fun!

Comments:
Mike Pence lovingly
gazes up at the great man
what is he thinking?
 
Pence professes to
wife fidelity. How can
he then support Trump?

What goes through a man
who seeks power and glory?
What inner deals made?

How can men profess
loyalty to Trump? He does
not at all adhere

to Christian ideals.
Yet Christians are his support.
I don’t understand.

Pence should admit to
his hypocrisy now. He
is a Trump toady.

As must supporters
all of Trump. He does not
represent Christians.

 
General Kelly
Your head dropped into your hands
Spoke for all of us!
 
Sarah Huckabee:
I love you! Please write me back.
Love, no one ever.
 
We should not be shocked.
When the circus comes to town,
it always brings clowns.
 
He's back....


Anthony, the Mooch...
Celebrity Big Brother
Almost worth watching
 
Oh my, Kellyanne,
You're the master at doing
Anything for money.
 
Oh my, Kelleyanne,
You're the world's best at doing
Anything for money.
 
R. Guiliani
"I lied for him", you sure did...
Once loved by all
 
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