Friday, June 22, 2018

 

Haiku Friday: Cereal



Maybe you never ate cereal. It's possible. But I bet that you did, and maybe do still.

Let's haiku about that this week. Here, I will go first:

I blame you, Quispy!
I wanted Earthquake Power
But you killed Quake.

That relates to kind of a long and convoluted story (which you can review here). IPLawGuy, I'm told, was always kind of a "Quisp" guy.

Now it is your turn! And it can really be about any cereal, or breakfast food, for that matter... just use the 5/7/5 syllable formula and have some fun!



Comments:
Calvin's breakfast was
Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs
stayed juiced all morning

 
Fiber One, Oatmeal
(raw slow cook), chia and flax
seed, fine chopped walnuts.

On top of all that:
Greek yogurt, 2 percent milk,
and protein powder.
 
Evil genius:
Guy who invented Grape Nuts.
Yum- breakfast gravel!
 
Always found weevils
In grandma's old raisin bran.
Can I just have eggs?
 
Russian Jews, newly
arrived, put their heads down in
the cereal aisle.

“eh – bish – leesh – come,”* they
say through confused tears. “It is
too much, much too much.”

We take for granted
what U.S. stores have. It’s more
than they can take in.

*это слишком in Cyrilic


 
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