Monday, May 21, 2018
Graduation haiku from all over...
I know where some of these come from...
Amy's was from UVA:
Desiree's was at William and Mary (we were in the same class):
CTL got two degrees, so it could have been Baylor or Penn:
Gavin's was at... well, I was there, and I wasn't giving the speech!
Jill's is universal:
And Kitty's is the one that matters most:
Amy's was from UVA:
Nineteen eighty-three
Walked the Lawn with Ralph Sampson
Family looked his way!
[not mine]
Desiree's was at William and Mary (we were in the same class):
Wearing the flat hat,
Praying for just one small thing --
please say my name right.
CTL got two degrees, so it could have been Baylor or Penn:
Forgot how to walk
When they called my name. Awkward
Shuffle did the trick.
Gavin's was at... well, I was there, and I wasn't giving the speech!
Oh, please do sit down!
It’s hot, and your speech bores us.
A party awaits!
Jill's is universal:
Grad flat hats give you
the worst of all conditions:
The scourge of hat hair!
And Kitty's is the one that matters most:
I never got there
But I'm grateful for my life
Without a flat hat!
