Friday, December 01, 2017

 

Haiku Friday: Being Dumb


So... did you ever have one of those not-so-smart weeks? I'm having one of those. I seem to be having brain problems or something.

Let's haiku about those less-than-perfect moments when we goof up a little. Here, I will go first:

I only mess up
When I talk or move around
Otherwise, I'm good.

Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable formula and have some fun!


Comments:
Roman emperors
Augustus Tiberius
Claudius Nero

We study the five
Emperors but only men
In their time a King


(Our week in homeschool)
 
Page: Left bag on plane
Ran back to retrieve, got bag
Then went to wrong gate
 
from your "Aunty B"

Goof Ups linger in
Memories. I wish they would
Please go away ,NOW!
 
I once thought I was
Wrong, but it later turned out
I was mistaken.
 
History pop quiz:
Who was first man on the moon?
Lance Armstrong! Nailed it!
 
Why do I always
Do it wrong first before
I read instructions?
 
Measure twice, cut once?
Pffft! I know what I'm doing.
Three inches too short.
 
Lawyer leaves gun in
briefcase. Tries to enter court.
Arrested. Take care.
 
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