Friday, October 27, 2017

 

Haiku Friday: Trump!


I guess it is time to do this, right? Because we all have some thoughts, good or bad. And no one can deny that he is memorable.

Here, I will go first:

It would be telling
To see the morning habits
Deep in the White House.

Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/75 syllable pattern and have some fun!


Comments:
I was allured
By the talk about swamp drains
He didn't mean it. Sad.
 
What's wrong with the Don
He's no worse than other pols
And he tells new truths.
 
Hey Marty McFly
Please go reset the timeline
Biff Tannen is Prez...

 
Great orange guru,
What is the meaning of life?
Fake philosophy.

 
DON TRUMP DONALD TRUMP
DONALD TRUMP TRUMP DONALD TRUMP
help we are drowning
 
The Tweeter in Chief
Hope his meds kick in soon, coz
I can't take much more
 
Can't watch anymore
The voice is my signal to
Turn radio off.
 
He made it OK
to bully those with whom we
simply disagree.

 
Hey, at least we don't
Irrigate our produce with
Brawndo...well, not yet.
 
Rabbid mouth abound
Barking fat man in red tie
Bigly Bigly lie
 
to answer you haiku question...


Watching morning news
upon his porcelain throne
...still constipated
 
What man will Barron
Be? Tall child, identical
To father’s looks, yet

Looks away. Surely he
Speaks Slovenian. What can
He say to dad, or

Dad to him?

Mother, father, son
Inscrutable triangle
What example there?

 
Christine FTW.

Not a haiku, I know.
 
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