Osler's Razor

Good haiku last week! But Medievalist, if you do this, would you come back to MN, where people are wearing sweaters and the sound of a marching band soon will drift over the red and gold leaves.

So if I had a
Million dollars I would
Retire tomorrow.

And I totally believe IPLawGuy on this one:

A time machine
See Beatles, Yardbirds and Stones
And Zeppelin live.

Amy is after something that seems magical to me:

It would be awesome
To snap my fingers, speak a
Language fluently,

Show up anywhere--
Like Dr. Who in his booth--
Speak like a native.

But it's CTL who nailed it:

I've always wanted
To witness the aftermath
Of a Flowbee buzz.