Friday, September 15, 2017

 

Haiku Friday: What the bad driver did

I'm in Detroit, and for a city built around cars, there are some TERRIBLE drivers around here. Going to fast swerving around, driving while both drinking and texting-- this city has it all!

I think we should haiku about bad drivers this week. Here, I will go first:

Oh! It seem that you
Have created a new lane
Way way over there...

Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable formula and have some fun!

Comments:
Not all who wander
Are lost, you say, but must you
Wander at rush hour?
 
Car lots in The Ville,
feel free to remove blinkers.
Not used at all here.
 
You did not signal,
Where in hell are you going?
To meet your maker?
 
Country road. Black ice.
Left. Right. Too far left again.
Round and round they go.
 
Open country road
The posted speed 45
I'm in no hurry

Check rearview mirror
Tailgater, seriously?
I flash the hazards.
 
Rare left turn lanes,
Constant passing on the right;
Zen in the middle.

[In DC, that is].

 
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