Friday, September 29, 2017

 

Haiku Friday: Please just make it stop!



So, that's our theme for today-- "Please just make it stop!"

Fortunately, that works out to exactly five syllables, so you can use it as either your first or last line. Here, I will go first:

Starland Vocal Band
This song is still on radio...
Please just make it stop!

Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable formula, and have some fun!

Comments:
Trump presidency!
Twitter communication
Please just make it stop!
 
Slumber eludes me.
The faucet drips. Drips. DRIPS! Argh!
Please just make it stop!
 
Talk Radio and
Conspiracy theories and
ignorance of facts
 
A-D, basketball
coach cause multiple scandals.
Please...just make it stop...
 
"Gapers block" gawkers
You are messing up traffic
Stop looking and drive!
 
“Rock the Boat” ruined
A perfectly good summer
Working on the Cape

 
Ten dogs on the plane
Ten fake "service animals."
Please make it stop!
 

Two in the morning
Critter in the wall, gnawing
Please make it stop!
 
Waiting in Starbucks's
Oven makes LOUD beeping noise
It's my sandwich! Stop!!!
 
Piña coladas,
I love them too but the song
Makes me vomit.
 
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