Friday, November 11, 2016
Haiku Friday: OMG! What happened!?!?!
Sometimes, things just take a sudden turn you did not expect. We've all been through it. Let's haiku about that this week.
Here, I will go first:
Great idea (I thought):
Move the car to the back yard!
Then it got stuck. Oops.
Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable formula, and have some fun!
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I was ten years old.
"Wait a sec! Vacuums clean things!
I'm done with laundry!"
Tried to vacuum the
dirt off of my clothes. Turns out
that there's a reason
You do laundry. You
can't clean with vacuums. Plus, I
kinda broke the vacuum.
"Wait a sec! Vacuums clean things!
I'm done with laundry!"
Tried to vacuum the
dirt off of my clothes. Turns out
that there's a reason
You do laundry. You
can't clean with vacuums. Plus, I
kinda broke the vacuum.
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: 8:42 AM
I had a couple in the genre, but I liked this one best.
Molotov cocktails
Were sent to the D N C
By mad working people.
Molotov cocktails
Were sent to the D N C
By mad working people.
Wanting attention
I jumped on top of the desk
but fell and walked out
mortified
(The things you do when you're a senior in high school.)
I jumped on top of the desk
but fell and walked out
mortified
(The things you do when you're a senior in high school.)
The burnt stick was cold
I thought. Little did I know
I was mistaken.
(The things you do when you're seven years old.)
I thought. Little did I know
I was mistaken.
(The things you do when you're seven years old.)
I liked her and she
liked me, so I kissed her lips,
then she ran away.
(The things you do when you're a freshman in high school.)
liked me, so I kissed her lips,
then she ran away.
(The things you do when you're a freshman in high school.)
Going with Micah and David Best's childhood experiences:
Jump on the bed and
pull off your jeans in the air.
The scar proves I failed.
Jump on the bed and
pull off your jeans in the air.
The scar proves I failed.
and then there's the grown up surprise:
Indoor composting.
Sounds cool. Order worms online.
Fruit flies invade home.
Indoor composting.
Sounds cool. Order worms online.
Fruit flies invade home.
Climbed through a window
Fell backwards, hit floor, splat, ouch
Good thing I was drunk
(Stupid things you do in college)
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Fell backwards, hit floor, splat, ouch
Good thing I was drunk
(Stupid things you do in college)
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