Friday, March 04, 2016
Haiku Friday: The candidates!
We are all thinking about it… so why not haiku about it? You can pick any candidate, even those who have dropped out. Here are some possible choices:
Jindal
Bush
Lindsay Graham
Rand Paul
Martin O'Malley
Lincoln Chaffee
And dozens more!
Here, I will go first...
Bernie believes it
I'm not sure about the rest
Are they fakin' it?
Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable formula, and have some fun!
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I can't help but think
Is this the best you can do?
These clowns are A-List?
Liars. Psychopaths.
Your years of hard-selling fear
Brought us to this point.
And now you worry
The monster you created
Will kill your party
You miss the point, friend
Who cares about your party?
Your time, I think... DONE.
Hate? Anger? Hard sells.
You go the way of the WHIGs
Forgotten, not missed.
Something new will rise
To fill the empty void left
Don't know who or what
I hope they bring love,
Candor, equality, hope,
Humility, too.
My country needs that
Is this the best WE can do?
I really hope not.
Is this the best you can do?
These clowns are A-List?
Liars. Psychopaths.
Your years of hard-selling fear
Brought us to this point.
And now you worry
The monster you created
Will kill your party
You miss the point, friend
Who cares about your party?
Your time, I think... DONE.
Hate? Anger? Hard sells.
You go the way of the WHIGs
Forgotten, not missed.
Something new will rise
To fill the empty void left
Don't know who or what
I hope they bring love,
Candor, equality, hope,
Humility, too.
My country needs that
Is this the best WE can do?
I really hope not.
Tsunamis were his
Number One Fear ,he saw himself,doomed
Running.Death.Taxes
Only Ronald Reagan
Could save him or The Virgin Mary.
They had such nice smiles,good hair.
His wife left him.Fear.
He listened to Rush on the radio
Icy ants crawling
On his belly were
Eviscerated.Gone.No fear
No more.Think for me.Trump.
Number One Fear ,he saw himself,doomed
Running.Death.Taxes
Only Ronald Reagan
Could save him or The Virgin Mary.
They had such nice smiles,good hair.
His wife left him.Fear.
He listened to Rush on the radio
Icy ants crawling
On his belly were
Eviscerated.Gone.No fear
No more.Think for me.Trump.
# posted by 
: 7:18 PM
: 7:18 PM
Candidates? For what?
The one with the wolfish nose
Carries own made Bible
Could he be running
For Big Bad Boss Grand Inquisitor?
All the Maidens to keep track of for God!
The one with the wolfish nose
Carries own made Bible
Could he be running
For Big Bad Boss Grand Inquisitor?
All the Maidens to keep track of for God!
# posted by : 5:46 PM
: 5:46 PM
Candidates? For what?
The one with the wolfish nose
Carries own made Bible
Could he be running
For Big Bad Boss Grand Inquisitor?
All the Maidens to keep track of for God!
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The one with the wolfish nose
Carries own made Bible
Could he be running
For Big Bad Boss Grand Inquisitor?
All the Maidens to keep track of for God!
# posted by : 5:47 PM
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