Friday, December 18, 2015

 

Haiku Friday: Best Holiday Meal


So which is best for the big holiday (whatever that is for you)?

Turkey?
Roast Beast?
Ham?
Hobbit Loaf?
Carnitas?
Lutefisk?

Here, I will go first:

Turkey is awesome
But a good salty ham steak
Fills me up just right.

Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable formula and have some fun!


Comments:
"What is that thing, Mom?"
They asked me before dinner.
It looked like cat.
 
Honey glazed spiral
Sliced Virginia ham, for those
In holiday know

 
Soft serve beef wads, yuck
Probably the worst meal ever
Christmas in prison.
 
Our small family
Has no traditional foods
Just happy grazing;

So

I'm partial to my
"Large hand-crafted beverage"
Starbuck's birthday* gift.

*[Birthday is Boxing Day]

 
Giants steaks on grill,
Who cares if it is snowing,
Juice runs down my chin.
 
Anticipation
Consumption, conversation
Regret,contentment
 
Vhat stinks? Lutefisk!
Ya, Even I'm not dat Sveedish
Pass da ham der please.

Lefsa was good stuff
Ya, not as good as grandma's
Vee sure do miss her

(Said in a good North Dakota accent)
 
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