Friday, March 27, 2015

 

Haiku Friday: The Easter Terror (Bunny)


I'm not sure what it is, exactly, that has always kind of creeped me out about the Easter Bunny.  His backstory is vague, he has huge teeth, and it is confusing that a mammal would hand out eggs.  

Let's haiku today about that Bunny (or another bunny, if you would prefer).

Here, I'll go first:

At Eastern Market
He slouched on a bench… the
Easter Bunny smokes?

Now it is your turn!  Just use the 5 syllable/7 syllable/5 syllable formula in the comments section below, and have some fun!



# posted by Mark Osler @ 12:00 AM
Comments:
Huddled in a Jeep,
Puddles tremble with each new
Hippity Hop. GO!
# posted by Blogger CTL : 12:58 PM
 
Chocolate bunny
I liked to bite off your head
Decapitation!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:45 PM
 
The big bunny said
That her real name was "Princess"
Scary, scary times.
# posted by Anonymous BWO : 6:32 PM
 
Snow falling on
The bunny's head, Easter in
Minnesota. *sigh*
# posted by Blogger The Medievalist : 9:52 PM
 
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