Wednesday, September 10, 2014

 

Razor College Rankings Released!

Yeah, yeah, the US News rankings were released, and they were pretty much the same as every other year.  Princeton, Harvard, and Yale were the top three?!?!  Shocking!  Not much to see here.

For reall news, check out the Razor rankings for 2014, which this year is based on three factors:  (1) Silliness of the name (56%), randomness of location (29.25%), and Irrascability (14.75%).  [See Razor law school rankings here]  Herewith, the top 6:

1)  Indiana University of Pennsylvania, Indiana PA

2)  California University of Pennsylvania, California PA

C)  Slippery Rock State University, Slippery Rock PA

4)  William and Mary, Williamsburg VA

5)  Faber College

6)  Brown University, Providence RI

Am I missing any good choices here?

Comments:
Honestly, I think Miami University in Oxford, OH should make the list. Everyone knows that Miami is in FL and Oxford is in England.
 
University of Southern North Dakota.
University of Northern South Dakota.
Austin Peay University (mainly because no one knows how to pronounce "Peay" when they read it)
Bob
 
University of Mary Washington, Fredericksburg, Va

Wake Forest, which is at least 100 miles west of Wake Forest, NC

St Thomas, which sounds tropical, bu
 
St Thomas is not tropical
 
Hey now, easy on the Big Green Machine (Slippery Rock) !
 
I believe that should be University of Southern North Dakota (At Hoople)
 
Hoople? Really?
 
Faber College is somewhere in Tennessee - check the fraternity court scene - both the American and Tennessee flags are displayed.

I always figured Faber's admission requirements hinged on being able to figure out exactly where it is. If you figure that out, you get admitted.
 
I'll bet IPLawGuy knows where it is-- he is an expert on Faber College.
 
Until 2000, I would have said Beaver College, in the Philadelphia area. But they got tired of the ridicule and changed the name to Arcadia.
 
Hmmmm... Now I have to check out the Court scene again. But I do know that Animal House was filmed at the University of Oregon.

East Carolina University is sort of a silly name.
 
The Onion has compiled a similar ranking.
 
Furman university in SC. And just when you think their mascot would be a furry man, it's a paladin. Sounds like they might have a course in how to play "Cones of Denshire."
 
I've never thought of Furman that way! But now I will. For whatever reason "Brown University" just cracks me up.
 
Christine -- you award a thief the priority of a name that they stole!!!

Miami University in Ohio is so named after the Miami tribe of native Americans, who lived in the area, and for whom two rivers are named. The name was stolen and applied to a patch of sand on a sinking peninsula because a few of the so named native Americans were relocated to that area. Miami University was founded in 1809, before what is now called Miami (city of) was anything but a patch of sand.

At one time, there were three Ph.D. granting universities in the U.S. One of them was Miami University, and at one point, roughly one-third of all university presidents had been students at Miami University.


 
A bit about Brown U. Named after a Baptist, its 250th anniversary is this week, and it was celebrated in this way 150 years ago: "the war is going well enough for the Union that American Baptists can take the time to celebrate a joyous anniversary this week: the 100th anniversary of Rhode Island Baptists’ Brown University, an occasion recognized in the university town of Providence." From http://www.civilwarbaptists.com/, produced by historian Bruce Gourley quoting from Baptist publications of 150 years ago regarding the Civil War.
 
Arce--

Christine is, in fact, a proud graduate of Miami University in Oxford, Ohio... so I think she might have meant that ironically. She's kind of hipster like that.
 
Re Miami University.

So the name was "stolen" from a tribe of Ohio Native Americans! Imagine that. They should do the right thing and give it back.


 
Mark - thanks for depending my right to make fun of my own University...

Arce - I am a proud 1984 grad of Miami (as we use to say - Miami's in Ohio, damn it) and a proud Redskin (not the current politically correct Red Hawk).

The tribe Miami was named for still has a reservation in NE Oklahoma...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miami_people
 
And I grew up in Ohio, and later was on the faculty at Miami as a young asst prof.
 
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