Friday, May 16, 2014

 

Haiku Friday: Faux Pas


We have all done it-- the bonehead move.  I've got several to choose from, actually.  Here is a personal favorite:

Rushing through airport,
Didn't have time to check the signs…
Well, hellllooooo, ladies!

Now you tell all (or at least as a 5 syllable/7 syllable/5 syllable trio of lines will allow)...

Comments:
Put on the blue suit,
Speaking in front of big crowd,
Barn door wide open.


 
Horror of horrors!
Passed a paper to my crush,
and passed gas, as well.
 
My hosts made a meal
Yum! I started to dig in
Oops! We say grace first.
 
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