Monday, January 27, 2014

 

Pickles! Sally! Behave!

They have seem to have reconciled, kind of, in there haiku battle of the century... read it all in the comments from last Friday's post.  Just be sure not to miss this gem:

Sally: bless your heart
That's what we say in the South
When we pity you.
Meow

Comments:
Listen Osler--does somebody need a nap? Did Pickles implant a nuclear device in your brain and KA-BOOM!!?? Pickles did not get off her pussy-cat patoot,while Self Esteem Girl haikued her patoot OFF! Pickles never reconciled,but Geoff and I did.and have been makin'whoopie like minks!!! Is Pickles holding a kalashnikov to your noggin? Geoff generously volunteered to take me on a romantic cruise of Lake Superior to cool my heels.Miss me,Big Boy!
 
Dear Sally, since you invested a great deal of effort for attention I’ll take the time to enlighten you in the ways of felines. We generally have a tendency to lose interest in vexingly repetitive or unchallenging stuff. Plus despite a particular fondness for all sorts of detonation types, your verbal explosion made this pussy lose any trace of interest you may have captured in previous posts. One smart thing you did (and I have to fairly note) was taking IPLawGuy’s advice to “Ride, Sally, Ride!” that Mustang sounds like a whole lotta' fun. Fondly (just this time) PTC
 
You are one cold pussy...er...cat. And you don't fit into the schedule.Return to vein ingestion. Like needs like. Bye!
 
I was intending "vermin ingestion," but the machine seems to know better.
 
Sally! I got you back together with Geoff? Mission accomplished!
 
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