Friday, January 24, 2014

 

Haiku Friday: Who will win, Pickles or Sally?



In case you missed, we seem to have quite a dispute going on in the comments section from a few days ago between Pickles the Cat and Sally.  (You can check out their exchange here).  It appears that a cat fight (so to speak) is inevitable.  You challenge-- in haiku-- is describe who you think will win.  Here, I will go first…

Oh, Pickles, those ears!
And your nuclear device
Smart money's on you.

Now it is your turn!  Just make it 5/7/5 on the syllables, and have some fun...



Comments:
Um? Ride Sally Ride!
Wilson Pickett wrote a song
Not about Pickles

 
As well it should NOT be...If you are going to be my second banana,IPLawGuy...may I call you, "IP?" ...you must focus on me,SO ESTEEM GIRL!!! & NOT on some feral cat. Curse you,Pickled Cat! I'll get onto haikoo-ing when I take my 15 minute Superheroes Union break...for saving the self-esteem of AMERICAN GIRLS. Meanwhile has anybody had any luck potty-training feral cats...no offense,Pickles,but you STINK!
 
Little Pickles is
Fickle.Likes Frisbees & hash
Fake nukes trades for cash.

We found her ( fitting!)
Just sitting,mouth full of trash.
Her world 'bout to crash!

 
A trash-talking cat?
That funny, furry feline
Spaniard says "Nice tail!"
 
O Spaniard,Loving
Tongue possessed,look at Mustang'sl tail
Take a second guess.
 
FREE SELF ESTEEM LESSONS TO ANYONE WHO VOTES FOR ME! And,remember if you have your SELF ESTEEM you have EVERYTHING! GRAND PRIZE: FREE ALL EXPENSES PAID TRIP TO MY NEW THEME PARK, located in Mesa,Washington,SELF ESTEEMLAND!!! Cool,by any stretch of the imagination!
 
Recipe for Kitty pickles--Yum!!

Put kitty in a
Sterilized Mason jar
pour vinegar

On top of cat's head
Pour vinegar,thus rendering
Her blind,helpless. Then

Add salt and pepper
To taste.Copious amounts
Of dill disguise smell.

Send to Old Aunt Helen
who just loves a nice relish
Plate. Voila! Bye,Cat!
 
Haiku Friday has been hacked!
 
I am a sucker
for a girl in a cage and
wearing a cat suit.
 
Listen Marta--this your Chace to strike a blow for the self esteem of girls! VOTE SALLY! Define "hacked."
 
Sally, I'm afraid I'll sit this one out.
To paraphrase your signature intro, I suck at haiku.
 
Marta--it's between me ,Sally, Self Esteem Girl and Pickles the Cat who represents the blowing to smithereens of the planet all life as we know it will be destroyed!!! I think you know what to do.
 
Marta my Baboo
You do not such at haiku
Smart& pretty...Geoff's______.
 
Sally: bless your heart
That's what we say in the South
When we pity you.
Meow
 
Pickles...kiss my ass!
That's what we say Everywhere
When we just don't care.

Why don't you lap up
A saucer of nice cream and
Sit by the hearth. Chill!

Leave world change to Sweet
Sal,Self Esteem Girl,who so
Eschews your pity.
 
Was on Pickles' side
Till I read the word "eschews."
Formidable, Sal!
 
Roses hear kitty
Cry for understanding,do
Not mushroom...

My supper dish!
Sky dancing forgives
Your anger feline.

Just messin' with ya!!!!
BBwahahahah!
Pickles Hamburger!
 
Landjaeger love in
Delicious Madison *sigh*
My Sal IS da bomb!
 
Pickles ,you are my
Hero. Our feud has increased
My libido! Thanks!

Mount Sally...ERUPTS!
Geoff is so busy,got no time
To look at hussies!

So if you decide
On a nuclear path,least
I'll die happy. No wrath!

 
Sally v. Pickles
Cage match, untrimmed claws, cat fight?
Self Esteem Girl Rocks
 
Dear Pickles, Here sit
I,smoking in negligee...
Choose I prithee love!

 
P.S. I put the smoking part in for RRL...I think smoking is sexy,even though I'm allergic and it makes me wheeze.
 
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