Friday, January 11, 2013

 

Haiku Friday: Food you would never eat!


Good discussion of food here yesterday, so why not keep it going a little?

Let's haiku about the food you would never eat. For me, and I hate to incense some of my readers, but that list would include McDonald's Filet-O-Fish sandwich. Not so much because of the weird fish it is made out of, but because of my staunch opposition to the
"-O'-" construction in naming things.

So, here is mine:

My Mom was steadfast:
No blue Kool Pops for Oslers!
I think she was right.

Now it is your turn: Craft a decent haiku, of 5/7/5 syllablage, and you just might get your bio posted right here this coming Monday.


# posted by Mark Osler @ 12:00 AM
Comments:
Jack in the Box and
Blue Rasberry, a flavor
found only in labs.
# posted by Blogger Sara Sommervold : 7:38 AM
 
Tongue. Bitter Melon.
Anything the color blue.
Oh yeah - McRibs too.
# posted by Anonymous Susan Stabile : 8:35 AM
 
I am wary of
The "Ice cream of the future"
Dippin Dots=Chemdeath
# posted by Anonymous TRL : 8:55 AM
 
Liver- Can't stand it
Depression era parents
Love it. Not for me!
# posted by Blogger IPLawguy : 9:02 AM
 
Much to my regret
I cannot eat bananas
Taste, smell make me retch
# posted by Blogger IPLawguy : 9:03 AM
 
nO Filet-O-Fish?
OreOs? CheeriOs? Ahh.
Agree on OleO.
# posted by Blogger A Waco Farmer : 9:22 AM
 
I'll have to bow out
For try as I might, I can't
Think of anything ....
# posted by Blogger Jessica : 9:35 AM
 
Wasn’t told it was
The business end of a bull.
Won’t eat it again.

# posted by Blogger mks : 10:40 AM
 
Sweet scalloped tomatoes,
Tossed with white bread:
I sit until tomorrow morn.
# posted by Blogger Ann : 11:09 AM
 
Mushy lima beans
Broccoli that's steamed all day
And, oh - brussels sprouts
# posted by Anonymous JAB : 12:38 PM
 
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# posted by Blogger The Medievalist : 12:58 AM
 
Green jello with shrimp,
Celery, carrots, cabbage,
Mandarin oranges.
# posted by Blogger The Medievalist : 1:00 AM
 
Tomato Aspic
and not a fan of Jello
Must be the texture
# posted by Blogger Christine : 3:26 PM
 
Sans prejudice,I
Inhale comestibles.Ne'er
Crown sweet with faux cream.

For,what is Cool Whip?
White nonesuch,with no cow? Merde!
Plump Cream tops all.

From my fingertip
You taste vanilla manna.
Cool Whip insults pie.
# posted by Anonymous Rabbie's Only Love : 10:58 PM
 
Chemo changes tastes
but then a new yummy taste
a happy surprise
# posted by Anonymous persis elkins : 12:14 PM
 
Chemo changes tastes
a new yummy taste happens
a happy surprise

# posted by Blogger persis : 12:27 PM
 
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