Friday, December 14, 2012

 

Haiku Friday: People we are scared of



Way back on Tuesday, I raised the issue of people we are scared of, and the reaction was awesome. Let's haiku about that today!

Here is mine:

Wal-Mart Greeter... Eek!
Weathered hand lurches at me,
I run away, fast.

Now it is your turn! Make it 5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables, and the winner gets their bio right here on Monday.

# posted by Mark Osler @ 12:00 AM
Comments:
my beloved wife
threw a garlic press at me
perilous kitchen
# posted by Blogger Jeremy : 7:38 AM
 
I fear Underdog
He can fly, wears underpants
Both wrong for a dog.
# posted by Anonymous Yule Gibbons : 9:07 AM
 
Tortures all 1Ls,
with collateral attacks.
Darn you Pennoyer.
# posted by Anonymous RR : 9:40 AM
 
His name was Vernon:
bullied kids and neighborhood.
Hope he outgrew it.

# posted by Anonymous Ang : 9:44 AM
 
Lucky the sad clown
Stay away from my children!
Go back to your van.
# posted by Anonymous Nervous Mom : 10:20 AM
 
A strange cable guy,
Please do not bend over like that,
Pants don't cover your butt.
# posted by Blogger The Medievalist : 12:26 PM
 
He looks like Santa.
But he ain't.Eyes white-hot
Rage,hate: Pharisee.
# posted by Blogger Renee : 2:29 PM
 
He sat in white truck
Watching."Are you the nurse?" Man Nonsensed me. Ran fast.

He looked like brother.
Young man,headband,camo clothes.
Followed me.Close.Grabbed.Scream.

Sisters "sat" brothers.
Maniacal basement laugh.
Crawled to car.Bro drove.
# posted by Blogger Renee : 2:44 PM
 
After this morning
It's safe to say: I'm starting
To fear this whole world.
# posted by Blogger Jessica : 5:05 PM
 
In keeping with my comments earlier this week.....


Nose, ears, tongue, eye brows
studs and hoops jingle and glisten
TSA nightmare

wand ready, gloves snap
ma'am, assume the position
all clear, on to next


~*~**~~*~

the tattooed lady
extremely insecure, or
a real side show act
# posted by Blogger Christine : 6:49 PM
 
(Aside: Is that the Roswell, NM, Walmart? I've been, and it's very alien-themed.)
# posted by Blogger Megan Willome : 7:50 PM
 
Her lips red lipstick
Blood red.Horned ebony hood.
Sin-dark beauty.Queen.
# posted by Blogger Renee : 8:39 PM
 
If I were to haiku, I'd second Jessica word for word.
# posted by Blogger marta : 9:58 PM
 
The man who packs heat
Surly the gun will save us
More guns...Tragedy
# posted by Blogger BDW : 10:02 PM
 
Armed man, full of hate.
Or is he mentally ill?
We must address both.
# posted by Anonymous Woody : 10:57 PM
 
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