Friday, September 07, 2012

 

Haiku Friday: Mascots!

Yeah, ok, so I am a little obsessed this week. I'll admit it. You can haiku about any mascot you want, but here are some suggestions:

1) Goldy the Gopher (Minnesota)



He was the star of the Big 10 "Call Me Maybe" video, he has the best tail in sports, and he stands by one of the worst football teams in the BCS. Now that's a mascot!

2) Keggy the Keg (Dartmouth)



Keggy is the mascot at Dartmouth. More than that need not be said.

3) Bucky Badger (Wisconsin)



Bucky is always... well, he suits Wisconsin pretty well.

4) Cookie Monster (Univ. of Illinois)



After the University of Illinois had to ditch their former mascot, Chief Illini-Wek, they adopted Cookie Monster as their new mascot. He leads the crowd in singing "C is for Illinois" among other things. I see intellectual property issues on the horizon...


5) Handsome Dan (Yale)



Um, yeah. I suppose this is the appropriate setting to explain Yale's mascot...

E) Cletus (Texas A & M)



Texas A & M used to have a mascot named "Sarge," but they updated it to "Cletus" with their move to the SEC.

6) Big Red (Western Kentucky)



What is it? No one really knows, but Big Red brings the fun.

7) Monopoly Guy (Harvard)



It was good of him to visit Occupy Wall Street....

8) Doofus the Duck (Oregon)



The glasses are so 1987, but the song is catchy...

So, here is mine:

Bruiser, Baylor's bear,
Saw him once driving a car
So... is that legal?

Now it is your turn... the winner gets their bio here on Monday!


Comments:
Manfred Moose you're gone
Minne's bridge to the 'Wild' - Now
the St. John's 'Ice Caps'?

A cold hearted act
To bury a furry chap
beneath icy tears...
 
Close Election, but
"bear" wins in 1914
"Judge" seals tradition
 
I feel compelled to do another:

Down in Logansport
The mascot: Felix The Cat
IPLaw problems?
 
Blue Devil (Meth-diss)
and Demon Deacon (Bab-diss)
-- two unrighteous dudes.
 
Cardinals have teeth
Here at U of L. Makes us
Fierce. Or so we think.


 
Bruiser gives high-fives -
Highlight of our endzone seats!
We love football games.
 
Give me a B!
Nothing says community
Better than BLOCKIE!

http://prtl.uhcl.edu/portal/page/portal/HOMEPAGE/UHCL-Mascot/UH-Clear-Lake-Mascot-History/blockie.jpg

More here. time suck in 3, 2,...

http://prtl.uhcl.edu/portal/page/portal/HOMEPAGE/UHCL-Mascot/UH-Clear-Lake-Mascot-History


 
Mascots are creepy.
I sincerely believe that
They are all killers.

Big Red’s a big blob,
But he looks just like Grimace
Just not as purple.

If Mike the Tiger roars
LSU will win the game,
Or else he eats them.

 
Cletus the Aggie,
his bedazzled overalls.
Thank God they are gone.


 
Nutsy the Squirrel
Has rocket squirrel power!
But... hit by a car.
 
OMG, that Yale
video was boring. And
I like Handsome Dan!

If you want to be
a Badger, then come along
with me. Makes me smile.

I think William and
Mary should have a Wren. Con-
fuse the enemy.
 
Hail Battlin' Billies,
whose mascot is not a goat
but a ram. Oh, sheep!

(My kids' high school. We have season tickets, so it's goats vs. the minutemen tonight.)
 
Cletus no mascot
For da A and M! You got
A bone in your head.
 
The Blue Devil chants
"Go to Hell Carolina!"
No matter the foe.
 
What is a Griffin?
Will it bind a noble Tribe?
Bring back the feathers!
 
So did anyone else notice that the Oregon Duck starts out sitting in the same chair as the boring Yale guy? Did Osler make all of the videos?
 
Our mascot? A saint.
It's hard to be tough when your
mascot plays the harp.
 
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In the wild world of
mascots, one question lingers--
what is an Aggie?


 
Stanford? Is it the
Indians, or "Cardinal"?
And really--the Tree?

Stanford's real, full name
is....Leland Stanford Junior
University

A JUNIOR COLLEGE! Who knew?
 
Sadly, I must withdraw my haiku. I was corrected at the football game last night. Apparently, I can't tell the difference between a sheep and a goat.
 
Guise can not be shed
Furry clown elicits cheers,
Enervates spirit.
 
Mustang tween pom-pom
Bearer, Husky teen red suited.
U of W...still a dog.
 
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