I am a little bit curious as to why the internet ads coming my way now seem to almost exclusively promote social welfare programs-- like telling me I am eligible for food assistance. I'm pretty sure I'm not actually the target demographic for welfare...
Let's haiku about internet ads today... I know you are seeing some!
Here is mine:
Poor Dave of St. Paul
Unemployed and hungry
What site did I click?!?
Now it is your turn. The winner gets a bio here on Monday! Just make it 5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables...
Wanna buy a big
ReplyDeletesatellite dish? I know a
guy. I sell them now.
I started my job
at the F. O. M. It sucks.
Way worse than the Nerds.
The building is a
Fortress of Mediocrity.
A buffet of style.
NERDS called me. They are
hiring. Can't go back to their
binary clocks. Bleccch.
This place is bad. But not as bad as selling Risk management software with Nerds. I cannot do it. So.. The FOM it is... For now.
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color. Order now . . .”
New sporty sedan,
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Heels to hearing aids...
Please give me a break.
Cameleon, I need be,
Eighteen to sixty?
Flatery or help!
An avitar to design?
Who should she look like?
Dinner with Barack
ReplyDeleteNow what would I wear? Stilts,and
Dress slit to there.Black.
My Facebook ads
ReplyDeleteWill drive me to therapy
I'm not pregnant, Mark!**
**Zuckerberg. Not Osler.
Roots,Rock and Deep Blues,cruise
ReplyDeleteMe to that Island where I
Need not think, but be.
Seminary, for
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evaluation.
Buy a rocking bed now
ReplyDeleteWhat a fanciful thing!Down
With sigh, up with spring!
Luigi of Dance
ReplyDeleteI'm putty in hands,steel
Core,and jete' grandes.
Seriously, Jessica - you rocked it this week!
ReplyDeleteFacebook ads fo a
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years of school is 'nuff.
But ads that will get
me ripped? I'll click. Desk
sitting is lazy.
Grow big tomatoes,
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Lose weight with Sensa
"Single Christian men
ReplyDeletewant to meet you. Desperate
to find love". Really?
Ayn
A Castle Store is
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Beat Those Brokedown Blues!
What fun haiku!
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