Friday, July 13, 2012

 

Haiku Friday: Internet ads

I am a little bit curious as to why the internet ads coming my way now seem to almost exclusively promote social welfare programs-- like telling me I am eligible for food assistance. I'm pretty sure I'm not actually the target demographic for welfare...

Let's haiku about internet ads today... I know you are seeing some!

Here is mine:

Poor Dave of St. Paul
Unemployed and hungry
What site did I click?!?

Now it is your turn. The winner gets a bio here on Monday! Just make it 5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables...

# posted by Mark Osler @ 12:01 AM
Comments:
Wanna buy a big
satellite dish? I know a
guy. I sell them now.

I started my job
at the F. O. M. It sucks.
Way worse than the Nerds.

The building is a
Fortress of Mediocrity.
A buffet of style.

NERDS called me. They are
hiring. Can't go back to their
binary clocks. Bleccch.
# posted by Blogger tydwbleach : 1:12 AM
 
This place is bad. But not as bad as selling Risk management software with Nerds. I cannot do it. So.. The FOM it is... For now.
# posted by Blogger tydwbleach : 1:14 AM
 
Robes: “Limited time!
Share the Gospel in your true
color. Order now . . .”
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:21 AM
 
New sporty sedan,
Personal data now shared.
Heels to hearing aids...

Please give me a break.

Cameleon, I need be,
Eighteen to sixty?


Flatery or help!
An avitar to design?
Who should she look like?
# posted by Anonymous New Christine : 9:27 AM
 
Dinner with Barack
Now what would I wear? Stilts,and
Dress slit to there.Black.
# posted by Blogger Renee : 10:07 AM
 
My Facebook ads
Will drive me to therapy
I'm not pregnant, Mark!**

**Zuckerberg. Not Osler.
# posted by Blogger Jessica : 10:08 AM
 
Roots,Rock and Deep Blues,cruise
Me to that Island where I
Need not think, but be.
# posted by Blogger Renee : 10:13 AM
 
Seminary, for
real? I wouldn't pass the psych
evaluation.
# posted by Anonymous Carrie Willard : 1:08 PM
 
Buy a rocking bed now
What a fanciful thing!Down
With sigh, up with spring!
# posted by Blogger Renee : 2:43 PM
 
Luigi of Dance
I'm putty in hands,steel
Core,and jete' grandes.
# posted by Blogger Renee : 2:57 PM
 
Seriously, Jessica - you rocked it this week!
# posted by Blogger Christine : 4:27 PM
 
Facebook ads fo a
nother degree? No thanks, twenty
years of school is 'nuff.

But ads that will get
me ripped? I'll click. Desk
sitting is lazy.
# posted by Anonymous Tuegel : 4:59 PM
 
Grow big tomatoes,
Redecorate - One Kings Lane
Lose weight with Sensa
# posted by Blogger Christine : 5:03 PM
 
"Single Christian men
want to meet you. Desperate
to find love". Really?

Ayn
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:37 PM
 
A Castle Store is
Nordstrom's.HatsRougeSHOES!Buy More
Beat Those Brokedown Blues!
# posted by Blogger Renee : 11:51 PM
 
What fun haiku!
# posted by Anonymous Madeleine Begun Kane : 4:20 PM
 
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