Friday, June 15, 2012

 

Haiku Friday: The Olympics!



I figured that it would be a good week to link Political Mayhem Thursday with Haiku Friday, given that the London Olympics are coming up fast. I'll admit it: I love the Olympics. They have just the right combination of formality and goofiness-- the orderly processing/the crazy events-- that I love in almost anything.

Let's haiku about our favorite events. I will go first:

His head explodes!
Japanese Volleyball Coach
Is a little uptight.

Now it is your turn! Just make the haiku 5 syllables for the first line, 7 for the second, and then 5 for the third. You can (if you must) make up events that you wish were in the Olympics. The winner gets a bio here on Monday.

Comments:
Cat toys, mouse quivers
An old game, yet it is fresh
Feline wins the gold.
MMM
 
Two weeks, a whirlwind
Competitive juices flow
Conflicts forgotten
 
In 2016
Golf is an Olympic sport!?
FOOSBALL in '20!
 
Guy walks up to gate

With barbed wire. Guard asks, "What Sport?"

Guy smiles, says, "Fencing!"

Bob
 
Taco Bueno
Olympics, 2016
Air mattress mayhem!
 
Gold, silver, and bronze
Raise flags and play the anthem
My fav’rite event
 
Summer, gymnastics.
Winter, figure skating. Both,
agile gracefulness.
 
Summerfire,no air.
Euro faints.Brains,trains clacking.
Brits race home to tea.


She stands en pointe on beam
All hold breath,wait somersault
Squirrel on phone line.

I found it in May
Volleyball and net.Mom's joke.
Serve! Turtle backflips.
 
Summerfire,no air.
Euro faints.Brains,trains clacking.
Brits race home to tea.


She stands en pointe on beam
All hold breath,wait somersault
Squirrel on phone line.

I found it in May
Volleyball and net.Mom's joke.
Serve! Turtle backflips.
 
London 2012
My friend Latta will be there
Watching the backstroke

Her god-daughter Mie
A member of Denmark's team
racing for the gold

We will watch, anxious
Our loyalty put aside
for just one minute
 
Diving, gymnastics
are all I watch. But SPENCER??
He watches EVERYTHING.

MOM MOM MOM Can we
PLEASE GO WATCH OLYMPIC TRIALS
in EUGENE??? Please? PLEASE???

WHERE did this kid COME FROM????
 
Went to Atlanta
Discovered men's field hockey
Cheered with Australians

Moved on to horses
Cheered with the Americans
Danced in the fountain
 
my favorite sport?
Whatever America
wins. U-S-A! U...
 
Two thousand eight. Their
shirts just say "Korea." Did
they make up? I'm tired.
 
Fact: Ecuador has
Exactly one gold medal...
Men's "race-walking."
 
Thru hollar and glen
Gliding upon waxen staves.
Time and target sought.

Be still heart pounding.
Cross hairs eyed - With calm rythem
Trigger squeezed, "ker pling"
 
In-turn or out-turn
O'er droplets froze - to skip's broom
Scottish granite glides.

Draw, raise or take-out,
Swept and pulled to a red dot.
Please, not a blank end!
 
Visiting Sydney
Paralympics 2000
Wheelchair Rugby - Rocks!

Aussie, Aussie Oi
Attended gold medal match
Oz over Canucks
 
The thrill of the Games
is lost to a large degree
on taped telecasts.
 
Has Baylor lost the
name "Quarter-Mile U"? Johnson,
Wariner......Who? Who?
 
Most do not medal,
No one cares for the losers,
Forgotten forever.
 
Our Achilles,He,
Shaking Ali,bears torch.Dreams.
Old Oak,ascends stairs.
 
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