Friday, March 09, 2012

 

Haiku Friday: Bacon!


Here's one we haven't done yet! Can you tell I am hungry?

Who (besides vegetarians, and vegans, and swine themselves) doesn't love bacon? I you are ever trying to lure me into a room, I would recommend cooking up some bacon. I'll come right in... I can't help it. I'm not the only one, either-- I once saw the Spanish Medievalist rips some bacon right out of a spider monkey's paws at the Cameron Park Zoo. Really.

So, here we go:

Bacon is calling
Sizzle snap, it jumps my way
Just when I need it.

Now it is your turn! The winner gets their bio here on Monday. Just start with 5 syllables, then 7, the 5 in the last line. Have fun!

Comments:
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Bacon is frying,
Coffee is bubbling now,
Today is okay.
 
Bacon o bacon
The house revolves around you
Brought home and/or cooked
 
Bacon and champagne -
How better to celebrate
A Lenten Friday...
 
My heart is achin'
To have me some more bacon
It's a pork fat thing.
Bob
 
Did Bob just make rhyme
Out of "achin'" and "bacon?"
That's just genius, dude.
 
One meat to rule them
All, one meat to find them...and
in goodness bind them.

Also:

I'm pretty sure that
Vegans and swine still love
It. The fruit of meats.
 
Damn yummy pig meat!
Even Barbour would tell you:
Clemency denied.
 
The best I could do
in giving up most meat is
Bacotarian
 
Salmon of the morn',
Salve of salt deprivation,
"Own me now, Bacon!"
 
She's trying to lure
Him from football couch--bacon
in her brassiere? Score!
 
The smell of it...ah!
A Carnivores Chanel Five,
How moms wake the dead.
 
Her eggs pearls around
The sun;stars and moon made of
Bacon. Matchless Queen.
 
She rose at five,Mom...
To make Biscuits and gravy,
Eggs,bacon: God love her.
 
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I have witnessed it
proved twice, bacon wins a meat
bracket every time.

Pork Hierarchy:
rind,hock,ham,chop,rib,pulled,loin,
B-A-C-O-N

(My vote in this benevolent dictatorship is for CTL.)
 
Bacon (not Francis)
makes eggs good, and gave a great
line to Nicholson.
 
turkey bacon, fake
bacon, baconnaise, bacon
gum: yuck. Keep it REAL.
 
He was her bacon.
Long and lean in his blue jeans.
When they kissed: sizzle.
 
They slept by clear creek
In the thrall of mountains.Woke
To bacon's whisper.
 
She was a loose pig--
Pink besmirched by slime and swill
Her demise birthed...BACON!
 
I don't like bacon,
but if it were swirled into
Diet Coke, I might.
 
Megan: I'm told (I've never been; you know how I feel about chain restaurants) is that Fuddruckers
now has Coke machine that can mix up to 125 different flavor combinations. For example: you can mix 1/2 Mello Yello, 1/4 Mountain Dew, 1/4 Hi-C to make a "Gummybear!" One of those flavors (in some restaurants) is supposedly bacon!
 
Bacon ~ pork fat Rules!
It makes everything taste better
Just ask Paula Dean

~*~*~*~

Cast iron skillet - hot
strips of bacon sizzle, pop
blissful aroma

~*~*~*~
 
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