Friday, December 16, 2011

 

Haiku Friday: Noobs!

Yesterday, I included a graphic that used the phrase "Noobs Throwing Cans," but I have no idea what a Noob is. A new observer? A bad elf? Someone who was abandoned at a gas station in Iowa? Your guess is as good as mine... and guess we shall! Use the first line "So, what is a Noob?" Then have a second line of seven syllables, and a third with five.

I'll go first:

So, what is a noob?
I figure it must be a cross
'tween Newt and Goober.

Now it is your turn! The winner gets their bio here on Monday...

Comments:
You really want me?
Oh yeah, I've played lots of times.
Crap. Dead already.
 
what's a n00b? it's a
h4xor-w4nn4b3 pu/\/k wh0s3
4lw4yZ 9377in9 pwned!!!!!!!!!!1

[for reference, see the history and orthography sections at the following address: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet]
 
So, what is a noob?
Person who gets atrrested
for REALLY WEIRD Crime.

Such as this:

http://www.kgw.com/news/Hillsboro-man-in-custody-after-Star-War-light-saber-attack-135654188.html

A guy here in Portland went insane in a TOYS R US attacking shoppers with a Star Wars Light Saber....

I woudl say that's your classic NOOB.
 
^^^ definitely falls under the definition of pwned!
 
People, please, in haiku. It's Friday.
 
n00bz r n0t h4x0rz
They teamkill, spawn camp and troll
they r teh sux0rz
 
So, what is a noob?
The opposite of oldbie.
It is just misspelled.
MMM
 
So what is a noob?
Surgeon-crafted brand new boobth.
Star now knew the truth.




Professor,could we please go back to haiku-ing about idyllic summer? This is killing me!
 
Came to a strange town
Couldn't find my way 'roud
Felt like such a noob.
 
So, what is a noob?
Not "Noob." N zero zero
BS - make sense now?
 
Haiku about boobs?
Osler is out of his mind.
Best Haiku Friday.
 
So, what is a n00b?
Slow to rez and causing lag -
Go to Help Island!
 
Here you can learn all you ever wanted to know about noobs.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=noob
 
@Mark Osler: strike that, reformed:

canterbury, he's
pwned by the cops for fake toy
assault! what a n00b.

...

people, please: haiku!
friday is the poem day
we write only poems
 
as last weeks winner
I refrain from haiku-ing
although tis Friday

The topic of noobs
is just too esoteric
for I am elf ~ Spork

Reindeer require
my care and food before next
weekends main event
 
So, what is a noob?
Ignorant of a lot but
doesn't care one whit.

So, what is a noob?
One who has much to learn but
won't try to one bit.

So, what is a noob?
Not "newb" or "newbie" but an
error-making buffoon.

So, what is a noob?
A tea partier with a
misspelled protest sign.

So, what is a noob?
Rick Perry thinking he can
become President.

So, what is a noob?
Anyone who cares about
the Kardashians.

So, what is a noob?
Those watching TV shows that
have the word "Jersey".

So, what is a noob?
Perhaps someone writing eight
haiku and not working?
 
So, what is a noob?
Its that awkward moment when
You think you've been left.

(In Iowa....at the only gas station around....).
 
So what is a noob?
Snow fell upon the Noobs;all
Egypt was gobsmacked.
 
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So,what is a noob?
An unfortunate knob where
One's nose ought to be.
 
what is a noob?
An insatiable cootie--
Jigs on pink booties.
 
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