Friday, October 14, 2011
Haiku Friday: Conservative Heroes!
It is I, RRL, owner of the blog, and associate at a large law firm. This week, we will haiku about well-known conservative figures. You can choose from the following:
1) Ronald Reagan
2) Tonya Harding
3) Dick Cheney
4) Blitzen The Reindeer
5) Augusta Longbottom
6) Barry Goldwater
7) Rory Ryan
8) Barney The Dinosaur
9) Chuck Norris
10) Gandolf
11) Mitt Romney
12) Eyeore
13) William F. Buckley
14) Grar the Giant Maverick Panda
15) RRL
16) Half of Led Zeppelin
17) Snuggles, the Fabric Softener Bear
18) George Will
19) King Zog
20) Blob
Just write a haiku. I might send you a giant pile of money, or wine, or some dynamite. Or not.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em-
RRL
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Buckley saw the priest,
me in a sea of Baptists,
Mt. Vernon, Georgia.
[He debated the separation of church and state with Nadine Strossen, then head of the ACLU, at Brewton-Parker College in 1998.]
me in a sea of Baptists,
Mt. Vernon, Georgia.
[He debated the separation of church and state with Nadine Strossen, then head of the ACLU, at Brewton-Parker College in 1998.]
Once conservative
Not always conservative
I've got 'em, let's smoke
Popular Reagan
Had great hair, too! But Perry,,
Well, he lacks substance
That freakish Barney
Is simply not bent that way
ummm, I'm just sayin'
Not always conservative
I've got 'em, let's smoke
Popular Reagan
Had great hair, too! But Perry,,
Well, he lacks substance
That freakish Barney
Is simply not bent that way
ummm, I'm just sayin'
Toffee-tongued Dandy
Kiss my ears with unheard no's
I'm highbrow-beaten.
I enter this,but "The Chief," The Reverend Neil Alan Willard,of the House of Jesus,is on fire,and has me already a loser.
Kiss my ears with unheard no's
I'm highbrow-beaten.
I enter this,but "The Chief," The Reverend Neil Alan Willard,of the House of Jesus,is on fire,and has me already a loser.
With dark flowing capes
Dick Cheney or Darth Vadar
Eyes dark, so steely
Resolve, so certain
Sees the enemy clearly
His special power
~*~*~*
I think it may be between NAW and Lovely Bones this good day.
My minds eye, wide shut
I was once conservative
Drifting freely now
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Dick Cheney or Darth Vadar
Eyes dark, so steely
Resolve, so certain
Sees the enemy clearly
His special power
~*~*~*
I think it may be between NAW and Lovely Bones this good day.
My minds eye, wide shut
I was once conservative
Drifting freely now
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