Friday, September 23, 2011

 

Haiku Friday: Fictional characters you once might have had a crush on


Yesterday was a long one. I hope the interview on CNN came out ok-- I haven't seen it, and it is hard to tell from the inside. At any rate, I think it was probably better than the Toobin/Osler debacle from last time...

I know that many razorites, like me, were (or are) early and avid readers. When you were in elementary and middle school, a book was your constant companion. You found everything in there-- including your first crush.

For me, it was Becky Thatcher. I can't remember why, exactly, but the fact that she was smart, confident, and intriguing sure did not hurt.

So, let's haiku about that this week-- a fictional character you have had a crush on. It doesn't need to be a childhood crush, either. If you currently swoon whenever someone mentions Chewbacca, I won't judge. Just haiku it!

Here is mine:

That Becky Thatcher--
She sits on the porch and reads;
I walk by and swoon.

Now it is your turn-- just make it 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third. There is a prize this week: The winner will be profiled in this space on Monday. Go!

Comments:
Mary Ann, Ginger,
Impossible conundrum,
Who could ever choose?
 
Susan/Sharon, in
Parent Trap. Before I knew
sex, well, she was hot.
 
Laurie, the boy next
door to the March family.
Sweet, but distracted.

Cute and smart: Doogie
Howser, M.D. And his real
name is Neil, also!
 
Mary Hatch made it
a truly wonderful life
every Christmas eve
 
How could I not love
Rupert Piper, as Megan,
the valuable girl?

(the book was "Rupert Piper and Megan, the Valuable Girl" by Ethelyn Parkinson, c1972).
 
Off topic, but you know what is kind of funny? Good clown names are never the same as good band names, and vice versa. For example:

Good clown names/bad band names:

Sparkles
Mr. Merry Mittens
Clumsy
M & M
Sugar Plum
Miss Zesty Bessy
Howard
Tickles

Good band names/terrible names for a clown

Gnarls Barkley
Luscious Jackson
Prong
Massive Attack
Rancid
Scissor Sisters
Snoop Dogg

Seriously, be careful to choose from the first category and not the second when booking entertainment for a kid's birthday party. Believe me, I know. Ted Nugent does NOT twist balloons into animals, no matter how much you pay him. Jerk.
 
Spell "chrysanthemum."
Gilbert Blythe, do you need a
personal tutor?
 
Maxim de Winter
brooding man of Manderley,
slow with affection.

Gene Kelly everything!
When men in high waisted pants
seemed perfectly fine.
 
IPSlawguy, we are very sure we would not let "Mr. Merry Mittens" anywhere near our children.
 
Your dark flat hides us
You light your cig,pour a Scotch.
Curry before love.

D.I. John Rebus
I caress belly pillow,
Save you from yourself.

Blood,nooses,death,gore
You pour an I.P.A. and
Eat a sausage roll.

John,John,John,hold me.
I don't like knowing this.One
Kiss...dishevelled sheets.

He screwed up marriage.
He can't do love for long.Still,
Heart,mind,soul--blaze true.
 
Everyday at 3
Same bat time, same bat channel
Robin was his name
 
Eating lunch alone.
No courage; cannot approach.
Little red-haired girl.
 
A book Character,
This explains much about me,
Scarlett O'Hara

As for the T.V.
The White Owl Cigar Lady
and also Ginger

Finally, cartoons:
Penelope Pitstop and
yes, Wilma Rubble
 
Proud Mr. Darcy
He yearned for Elizabeth
I wished it were me!
 
Her black heels, too high
Walking through Soho, late night
Still, they laughed and loved.
 
Oops. Forgot to sign in case I win the big prize. (Anon 1:23)
MMM
 
Hate to say it but
Mr. Rogers was my first
crush. How sad is that?

Today: Michael Scott, God's
gift to Paper, Mifflin style.
That's what she said.

Very few shows make me laugh harder than THE OFFICE. Parks and Recreation a close second.
 
For me, a mounty.
Canadian? But of course.
Sensitive, yet strong.

Dashing figure and
Gorgeous red coat. Husband of
Mrs. Mike. My dream.
 
Dr. Kildare, I
thought he was the most handsome
of all TV docs.

Young and serious,
with a smile that made me melt--
he was my hero.

But not only me--
My sister loved him also,
and watched him with me.
 
Ariadne, both
the one from inception and
greek mythology.
 
Love them all...

IPLaw - it is Wilma Flintsone and Betty Rubble.

My Haiku this week - sorry it is late. It should be noted that in 6th grade I played the role of Becky Thatcher in the school play. It was a lack luster performance but I still remember my lines.


Oh Tom, Tom Sawyer...
I ran from the stage in tears
He will never change


Christine~*
 
jeannie could dance a
shuffle like no one else.
i wish i could have




i dream of jeannie,
after all this time gone by.
each blink is heaven
 
jeannie could dance a
shuffle like no one else.
i wish i could have




i dream of jeannie,
after all this time gone by.
each blink is heaven
 
Oh Doogie Howser!
Why'd you have to break my heart?
Hard lesson at five. :(
 
That anime girl
Why must she be so cute and
so nonexistant
 
That anime girl
Why must she be so cute and
so nonexistent?
 
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